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[–] [email protected] 101 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Welcome to Applebee's! Would you like apples or bees?"

"Bees?"

"HE PICKED THE BEES!" chefs angrily shake jars of bees

[–] kambusha 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is an Applebee's, not an Outback Steakhouse

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] shrugs 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] roguetrick 6 points 7 months ago

I usually get my spiders from my basement.

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[–] Literati 3 points 7 months ago

I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Applebee's is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee's are technically, Bar Bees.

(Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!

[–] scarilog 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's esteemed academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie to you!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Finally. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.

[–] TheGiantKorean 51 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

[–] Crack0n7uesday 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".

[–] AngryCommieKender 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."

[–] shrugs 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".

The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".

I hope the translation works

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

When I was in high school, the girls' running team made shirts that said, "Fast girls have good times." It's been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.

So, yeah, you would've sold a lot more weiners.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That's an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean "screw" prudes.

[–] shrugs 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you

[–] Bahnd 5 points 7 months ago

The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name

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[–] Wilzax 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I Will have the bees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Have any been spotted?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haven't had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn't try to savor them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren't getting stuck in my teeth, haha

[–] EmpathicVagrant 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had some salted chocolate covered ones years back, that was a whole delight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh, nice! I love salt with chocolate, mole is a great treat too.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Careful, you might trigger a conservative.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why are conservatives what come to mind when you hear of salt and vinegar crickets?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I've seen this kind of thinking, but I still just think about the time I ate crickets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've just noticed that any time anyone ever brings up eating insects, or making flour out of insects, on the internet, some right wing dumbass reveals themself. Maybe lemmy is different, but I've seen that here too.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"So the choice is ... or bees?" (which is two Eddie Izzard references in one)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

My god it’s full of bees!

[–] Emptiness 6 points 7 months ago

I'll have the chicken then.

[–] gmtom 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.

[–] InternetCitizen2 8 points 7 months ago

The real solution is to not go to Applebee's and make your own frozen food at home.

[–] son_named_bort 10 points 7 months ago

Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?

[–] PopcornPrincess 9 points 7 months ago

On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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