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[–] TheGiantKorean 51 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

[–] Crack0n7uesday 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".

[–] AngryCommieKender 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."

[–] shrugs 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".

The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".

I hope the translation works

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if its only a dick joke in German, they come off as way more competent in English.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 7 months ago

I dunno, don't speak German

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

When I was in high school, the girls' running team made shirts that said, "Fast girls have good times." It's been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.

So, yeah, you would've sold a lot more weiners.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That's an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean "screw" prudes.

[–] shrugs 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you

[–] Bahnd 5 points 7 months ago

The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 7 months ago

This is amazing. Would eat Dick's.

[–] Railing5132 1 points 7 months ago

And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: "Dick's is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout"

[–] Wilzax 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I Will have the bees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Have any been spotted?