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I made this shitty meme myself!

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

Conroy

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Adam West

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Should be spelled "Kilmer".

[–] TargaryenTKE 2 points 9 months ago

Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Val!

[–] frazw 5 points 9 months ago

It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Kumar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

[–] Brocon 13 points 9 months ago

Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

[–] Tahl_eN 11 points 9 months ago

Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

[–] GrymEdm 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

[–] disguy_ovahea 4 points 9 months ago

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

[–] laughing_hard 3 points 9 months ago

Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.

[–] IndiBrony 3 points 9 months ago

You know what? You're absolutely right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

man man from man ham aslume

[–] Deestan 9 points 9 months ago

All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

[–] adam_y 8 points 9 months ago

[–] tigerjerusalem 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Keaton!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!

[–] JayObey711 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You forgot one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

is he stupid

[–] konalt 3 points 9 months ago

Man

[–] TeoTwawki 3 points 9 months ago

Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You forgot someone

[–] Lladra 2 points 9 months ago

West

[–] MacedWindow 2 points 9 months ago

Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

[–] olutukko 1 points 9 months ago

Pure, West.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Lewis Wilson

[–] JayObey711 1 points 9 months ago

Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.