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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] FoxyGrandpa 174 points 7 months ago (2 children)

More wholesomeness from Positivityman

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He is HIV-positive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!

[–] sploosh 97 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] sploosh 17 points 7 months ago

Robots can be from other planets.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 7 months ago

While reading a book.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

turns phone upside-down

... huh.

[–] theangryseal 80 points 7 months ago (11 children)

A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

He is Positivity Man after all.

[–] Duamerthrax 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Duamerthrax 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.

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[–] Godric 34 points 7 months ago

Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Most sane sports fan

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.

[–] RIP_Cheems 25 points 7 months ago
[–] AFKBRBChocolate 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 7 months ago

Most fun when someone says a kid "could not have done" something by themselves... Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

He's positive OP is lying.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”

[–] samus12345 10 points 7 months ago

Two year olds don't associate horns with a cow.

Yeah, wherever would they get that idea?

[–] EdibleFriend 10 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Someone's well-adjusted.

[–] _Sprite 8 points 7 months ago

Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow

Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that

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