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[–] theangryseal 80 points 7 months ago (3 children)

A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow, are you him?

I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.

Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”

Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.

I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.

[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not the same person.

I started out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.

But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.