More wholesomeness from Positivityman
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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Classic Positivityman
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
He is HIV-positive
Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!
Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
I thought it was a robot
Robots can be from other planets.
While reading a book.
turns phone upside-down
... huh.
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
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Sanest Reddit poster
He is Positivity Man after all.
To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
11 years later...
Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
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Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!
Most sane sports fan
He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Most fun when someone says a kid "could not have done" something by themselves... Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"
*PositvityMan
He's positive OP is lying.
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
Someone's well-adjusted.
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
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