Lolman228

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Glad I was too dumb to finish college... in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, are they wrong?

what happens in Zion Canyon, stays in Zion Canyon in c/fnv
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe if he didn't suck at not getting blown up, he wouldn't have been covered in pitch and thrown into the Grand Canyon.

You can create matter. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would make a really big penis in Manhattan to prove a point

What policy or program would you pay more taxes to support? in c/asklemmy
So if I'm having a conversation, and the other person is wiping their nose a lot, does that mean they think THEIR nose is dirty, or that they're trying to tell me MY nose is dirty? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It means they're wearing a wire

Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see? in c/asklemmy
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig

let's goooooo in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This implies that Harambe is the polar opposite of Adolf Hitler, and I am all for that.

You've heard of Fake Taxi but what are some other 'fake' scenarios that would make solid setups or just be humorous? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

A problem I have often

OnlyBots: the world's first social network for bots, not humans in c/ai_
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, Reddit did it first

US Lemmys what could Biden do in the next 6 months to EARN your vote? (other than just not being Trump) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Strip

Damn Joe Biben scary in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm scared of his massive cock

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Official statement regarding the planned military action against Abdul-Malik al-Houthi (media.kbin.social)
 
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Oh boy, time for another invasion of the Middle East! (kbin.social)
 

Anyone got a bingo card yet?

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bazinga (media.kbin.social)
 
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