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[–] robolemmy 149 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is why I give things away to friends and friends of friends. If they ask to borrow something that I'm happy to get rid of, I tell them they can borrow it on the condition that they never bring it back or even mention it to me again.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Why yall so scared all the time. You’re more likely to die on your way to giving the item away than the buyer murdering you.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 8 months ago (12 children)

It's more the people on kijiji/FB Marketplace are the scummiest most entitled people you've ever met. You'd find a more wholesome group at the cantina on tatooine.

They don't show up when agreed, they want free delivery, you get to the meet spot or they show up and they only have half the money you agreed upon as a shitty form of haggling.

I had one lady tried to get us to take a chair we drove to her house back because she changed her mind (she said she was disabled so we delivered it to her, I don't think she was because she was just a piece of shit all around when we got there).

The only people who I've ever been happy to give stuff to are the ones who seem to be looking for free stuff, so now we just give stuff away. People show up, they're excited, there's no haggling, it's great.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Interesting, cause I stopped giving things away for free or at least I don't write it into the offer, cause in Germany it happend quite a lot that people didn't show up, when I wanted to just give it away. I don't know why, maybe if it's free it's not that important I guess? So I started to offer things for a few bucks but still I want some money (at least I write that I want money). When someone arrives and wants to pick something up I just tell them to just take it. That way I get rid of so much more stuff and the people collecting stuff are always so happy as well.

[–] QualifiedKitten 23 points 8 months ago

I'm in the US, and this has been my technique too. I've found that listing things for free gets me people with a million questions and complications, but if I list something at a cheap price, the whole process is usually much smoother.

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[–] Furbag 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The only people who I’ve ever been happy to give stuff to are the ones who seem to be looking for free stuff, so now we just give stuff away.

I've had similar experiences. You ask for a price and then you get hagglers and lowballers tickling you with messages all day, asking a million questions, and then they vanish or ask for some totally unreasonable price when you were just hoping to offload something quickly for a lot less than what it would be worth brand new.

I once bought a bike from Target for about $100. It was a piece of shit, but at least it functioned. I rode it basically into the ground (broke the pedal right off off it) and I doubt I was going to be able to sell it for much considering the thing was $100 new, so I just offered it for free on Craigslist, mentioned it was not in good condition, and that I would hold it for whoever wanted it as long as they were on their way to get it. A lady responded within about 2 minutes, said she was one town over and driving to my place, and when she got there she offered to trade me a bottle of wine for it since she felt bad for just taking it for free (I didn't ask for anything, but I accepted the trade). Genuinely the least stressful and most rewarding thing I've ever given away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The best one I've ever given away was a couch listed as free to anyone who could get it out of the building. It was a third floor walkup, and the couch had like 3/4" clearance down the hallway.

This couple showed up ready to help and very excited about the couch. It was like 30C that day, we took the legs and removable parts off, and got to work the four of us, but it still took us an hour to get the thing down the stairs because it had to be lifted above the railing and carefully rotated each flight.

We were all sweaty so we shared some beer with them after they got it on their truck, and they were just super excited to be getting this good condition and very nice couch. They were some of the nicest people I've ever met.

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[–] IMongoose 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

they show up and they only have half the money you agreed upon as a shitty form of haggling.

Someone did that to me and I was so mad I was going to just leave. Surprise, they had the extra money the whole time! Actual garbage people who do that. I'd rather throw the thing away than get hustled like that.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not just the buyers. I've pretty well given up on buying tools on marketplace or Craigslist and am now just sticking to auctions and estate sales.

I recently tried to buy a joiner, asked the guy if it was still available and what a good time it was to swing by. I didn't haggle, just told him I'd head over and pick it up. When I got there he told me someone had already purchased it and then he tried to sell me a sander.

It's always people trying to screw people over, or people thinking they're going to get 90% of the retail value for used equipment.

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[–] STOMPYI 10 points 8 months ago

WERE ALL GONNA FUXKING DIE!!! AHHHHHHH

[–] ickplant 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For real. My husband has a side business selling stuff on eBay and FB. Hasn’t been murdered in 7 years.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My in laws do this to me, but without asking.

The second I got a house with a garage it got filled with hand me down furniture that I didn't ask nor know they were dropping off. We don't use any of it, and we can't sell it since it belonged to someone in the family and is now on loan to us forever.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea that’s a big no. Just tell them you are cleaning out the garage and ask them directly if they want to keep the furniture otherwise you are giving it away

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[–] ickplant 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean this in the nicest way possible, you may want to set some boundaries.

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[–] Sabin10 91 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm not leaving my home for $9. Y'all that hard up?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (4 children)

When she says do it, you do it..it's not the 9$, it's the weeks of torment afterwards and having the blender still in the house to remind her

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I ever get married I hope it isn't to someone that let's the existence of a blender impact them in any way shape or form. And if it does, they at least have the emotional maturity to be able to handle that themselves, because it is so stupidly trivial.

Inb4 you don't understand you need to care for your wife. There a difference between caring for the emotional and physical needs of your partner, and enabling whatever childish dependency that is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

My ex wife would make me do things like this all the time. It happens once in a while in every relationship I'm sure, but if it's routine it's not worth it. I used to say I had a boss and work and a boss at home but my boss at work was much more reasonable. I realized how much bullshit I was putting up with under the guise of "happy wife, happy life".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

This gives big "are the straights okay" vibes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] capital 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’m afraid this price is all wrong. That looks like a Vitamix.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

NGL if someone was selling a Vitamix for $9 I'd show up

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And if my wife was selling our Vitamix for $9 I would take exception to that and make sure we get more than $9.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

Buying used at last somewhat lowers the amount of garbage out there, especially quality products that last.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 52 points 8 months ago (6 children)

That's a $300- $400 blender.

[–] Raiderkev 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Was gonna say, $9 Vitamix listing would be sus

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah.. who's murdering who here?

[–] GraniteM 9 points 8 months ago

If it's a powerful enough blender... maybe the wife is disposing of the means by which she disposed of the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I was gonna say that looks like a classic 5200 series. I have that blender and don’t remember spending that much on it. Not that it’s not worth it (it totally is), but it’s still like the entry-level full-size vitamix.

Turns out it was $399 when I bought it, and got a 20% coupon through work, so $340.

That was for Christmas 2020. That same model now retails for $499. Dayum.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wait for them to under-buy you. "it's for my wife's birthday, she's terminally ill with cancer and aids and she's a veteran of all 9 of the wars we're in! Can't you give it to me for less?!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?"

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[–] The_Tired_Horizon 24 points 8 months ago

That'll pay for the fuel there...

[–] robocall 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meet up with strangers at a police station. Especially if you are the one bringing cash. Bad actors will refuse to meet at a police station.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ya, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead.

"SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!"

"It's a blender! It will break if I drop it."

"Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it"

Bam bam bam.

Job well done. Time for my "administrative leave" while the union sort this all out.

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[–] cosmicrookie 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine being afraid of meeting strangers.

Most of my second hand sales, I have them come to my home address and pick up. If I am not home I'll leave the stuff on the porch and let them pay once they have picked up.

[–] Supervisor194 15 points 8 months ago

I do OfferUp and Craigslist all the time. I have yet to meet anyone other than pleasant, helpful people. Knock on wood I guess.

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[–] HootinNHollerin 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Had a guy threaten my life after meeting on OfferUp. I’m done w it. Over a bike I was giving away that someone else got to before him btw. If I use any of those marketplaces again it won’t be free just to keep the psychos minimized. I just give to goodwill now

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 17 points 8 months ago

Set the meetup location to be in front of a police station. If they’re not comfortable meeting there then you know that they’re not people you’d want to meet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm in this meme.

But more often I've been sent to buy something down hidden screams lane.

[–] daltotron 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I've only ever bought stuff on FB marketplace instead of selling most of my stuff there, but I've never really had much of a problem with it. Everyone's super accommodating, and super nice every time. Especially when their stuff is free, I've gotten like 3-4 CRT monitors from there, a sick huge bean bag with the memory foam, an old IKEA tv stand from like the 90's or early 2000's. I dunno. If you're really that nervous, just meet up in a public location, and make sure you're packing heat, it's not too bad.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

This is possibly the most American post ever lol

[–] ohlaph 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I never understood why people sell things like that. Why not give them to people in need. It might be $9, but to someone who needs it, could be life changing. Maybe they will make a delicious milkshake, who knows.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Donating shit online marketplaces is just plain shit. You get either people flipping it for profit, or some assholes asking to deliver the item to other side of the continent for free. Either donate to some red cross pawnshop or similar, or sell for lowish price to get rid of it quickly - price that makes no sense for someone to try flip it

Obviously if you know someone who needs it, the sure go ahead and just give it to them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've too have tried giving stuff away for free and I always the worst experience, unappreciative people who want to manipulate any way they can, or no show etc.

But when I post it for a low price it completely removes that group and suddenly I get nice people who have wanting this thing for so long but struggled to afford it and they will go out of their way to meet up. Usually I just giving it to them free after they've been so easy to work with and their mind gets blown. They show initiative, they work hard for what they want and get rewarded for it. This is the way.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Buyer-"Hay kid i got the good stuff, come closer"

Seller-"Umm your the guy selling the blender right?"

Seller-"Blender?"

[–] Buddahriffic 8 points 8 months ago

Your characters are so confused in this scene.

[–] Katana314 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean, usually the main reason I sell things like this is to make sure it goes to someone that needs it, rather than a landfill or our clutter cabinet. The $9 is sort of just a small benefit, and used to make sure someone actually sort of wants it, as opposed to taking free stuff for hoarding.

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[–] bcron 9 points 8 months ago

Hold up, is that a shorty Vitamix canister? Easily worth 10

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