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[–] toxicbubble 63 points 11 months ago (5 children)

the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dr bronners wouldn't be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what we're all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.

Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's exactly what I love about it. Maximalist design, minimalist product.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

ass-scrubbing

with soap? I've got some incredibly bad news for you ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I think they just ran out of things to put on the bottle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

cleanliness is half of religion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

God loves ~~a fool~~ motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

"Ain't nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean."

-The bible probably idklol

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 11 months ago

Words to live by.

[–] citrusface 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Gentle giant is made by the actor who had massive orgies with Adam West, also he played Robin boy wonder on the original Batman TV show.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Do his products come with a guarantee or do you have to just take him at his Ward?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude can’t stop telling people that he played Robin. It even says so on the package.

[–] AstridWipenaugh 1 points 11 months ago

To be fair, literally everyone asks "what kind of lunatic made this?!" upon seeing his packaging. The pre-emptive answering of the question seems well warranted...

[–] mods_are_assholes 1 points 11 months ago

The high point of his life I'm sure, makes sense he'd be hardstuck

[–] mods_are_assholes 2 points 11 months ago

Friend, who in Hollywood at the time DIDN'T have massive orgies with Adam West?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My parents order that dog food and this picture doesn't do it justice with how fucking overwhelming the packaging is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I worked at a pet store that carried it for a bit and just looking in its general direction was a sensory overload

[–] mods_are_assholes 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It took me longer than was comfortable to even realize it was dog food!

I thought at first glance it was prepack prepper meals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It would work in a pinch I suppose: "just add water!"

Your username is hilarious

[–] mods_are_assholes 2 points 11 months ago

To be fair most dog food is basically corn cereal with meatlike juice, might be decent with milk.

lol yeah my username alone has gotten me banned from some communities, but damned if it isn't true and they prove it by doing so.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Our boy here standing like how i used to draw people

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember the first time I got a bottle of Dr. Bronners. The text on it was all about PTSD treatment and hallucinogenics and was like just a bunch of news clippings about veterans being treated with magic mushrooms and what not.

The one I have now reads like a cult leader wrote it. Almost every sentence is an incoherent mess of ranting about All-One and God.

[–] fathog 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Different bottles have different rants - I think the PTSD/shrooms one is the almond soap. Peppermint is the All-One nonsense one

We had peppermint in our bathroom for years so imagine my surprise when I read a different bottle and it not only wasn’t batshit but kinda fuckin rad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I've only ever gotten the peppermint one. The only other one I've ever seen around here is lavender, which I keep wanting to try and never do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

On a related topic to weird hippie products.

I really hate the changes that Tom's of Maine has made since they got bought out. They stopped packing their toothpaste in metal tubes and went to plastic, and they separated their deodorant in to “male and female” lines, and it’s been getting hard to find their unscented deodorant. They got bought out a while ago admittedly, but the changes have been coming on faster lately.

Like, the new ownership is trying to make them more competitive with other brands, but I always liked them for what made them different from the other big brands and it drives me up the wall how often such good products get ruined by the companies being bought out.

[–] mods_are_assholes 4 points 11 months ago

I have never once heard of a beloved brand bought out that didn't turn into a quality drop, product abandonment race to the bottom.

[–] Delta_V 9 points 11 months ago

insanity soap is all you need:

[–] beccaboben 7 points 11 months ago

Always towards the heart!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't talk shit about Bragg ACV they at least used Helvetica!

That means one of them uses a Mac

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The overlap between health food store frequent flyers and Mac users is pretty high. I think we're talking about a particular subset of people mainly from the bay area here who started using a Mac in the Steve Jobs days and haven't deviated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

as a hobbyist graphic designer these packages are... interesting for sure

[–] mods_are_assholes 2 points 11 months ago

Outsider art