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[–] toxicbubble 63 points 11 months ago (5 children)

the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dr bronners wouldn't be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what we're all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.

Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's exactly what I love about it. Maximalist design, minimalist product.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

ass-scrubbing

with soap? I've got some incredibly bad news for you ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I think they just ran out of things to put on the bottle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

cleanliness is half of religion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

God loves ~~a fool~~ motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

"Ain't nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean."

-The bible probably idklol

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 11 months ago

Words to live by.