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A satellite will likely make an uncontrolled return through Earth's atmosphere today, according to the latest estimates from the European Space Agency.

It says ERS-2, which weighs about as much as an adult male rhinoceros, is expected to re-enter at about 11:32 a.m. EST — plus or minus 4.6 hours. The agency can't predict exactly when and where the satellite will re-enter because its return is "natural."

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[–] RedditWanderer 93 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] CAVOK 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's this weird obsession with measuring everything in anything but metric? How am I supposed to know how much a rhino weighs?

Had they said 1500 - 2500kg it would have been clear as day.

But on a positive note I now know how much a rhino weighs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, I actually find it more difficult to visualise 1500kg than a rhino (I just don't normally interact with things on that scale), so it does help me in terms of knowing how big the satellite roughly is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah 1 points 20 hours ago

an svg car would be much lighter since it’s just vectors

[–] xkforce 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You dont normally interact with rhinos either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I know what one looks like, and I go to the zoo fairly regularly. I don't know what a 1500kg weight looks like, because even for the things which are 1500kg, it's not normally its defining characteristic.

[–] xkforce 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A car is in the 1500 to 2000 kg range

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Noodle07 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's about a heavy car to a truck, that's way easier to visualize a car than a rhino even without using metric

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, agreed, but to be fair all of this is no longer criticism about why they didn't use the metric system and actually acknowledges that people need visualisation sometimes.

[–] Noodle07 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A midsize sedan is about that weight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, how the hell am I supposed to know how many rhino's 1500kg is?

[–] CAVOK 2 points 10 months ago

One adult female rhino.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

1.5 footbal field

[–] Squizzy 7 points 10 months ago

I was just thinking when I fo to the zoo they have posters saying how much a rhino weighs because how would anyone intuitively know that.

It's so stupid and also, is gat big for a satellite? I don't know.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's it I'm giving you a 1/16th of an basketball

[–] BreadstickNinja 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ah, an adult rhino. A unit I work with on a daily basis and can easily comprehend, unlike arcane measurements of pounds or kilograms.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I assume we are talking about an unladen adult rhino... And why didn't they specify the time in some understandable increment, for instance, it will re-enter in the time it would take a normal human to devour 18 triple cheeseburgers from the Burger King in Schenectady NY?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I just can't imagine this impact... How many rhinos is the Earth and how many times faster than a cheetah will it be traveling??? Plus, really, how far even is space??? You could at least tell me how many CVS receipts or flea jumps away the satellite is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, CBS knew that using this odd measurement in their headline would provoke discussion which would spread the story a lot more widely.

AND LOOK, IT'S WORKING

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I didn't read the article. lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I didn't either. I'm just here to talk about the rhino comparison.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

We've got to stick to the important matters, or we'll never get anything done. I mean geeze, they didn't even specify which kind of rhino!! I mean there are 5 living species White, Black, Indian, Javan, and Sumatran, that range in size from 700 to 3200kg. All of which I've just learned from wikipedia in the last few minutes. Standards, dammit, we need STANDARDS!! :-D

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How aren’t people getting it yet? The use of wild and obscure weight references is the new clickbait?

[–] Hawke 1 points 9 hours ago

This isn’t even clickbait, this is basically satire.

[–] YoorWeb 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's common in the US media.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (7 children)

What's that in bananas? 🍌

[–] Nindelofocho 11 points 10 months ago

About 12:30 PM

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Potatisen 6 points 10 months ago

This is factually correct

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Bananas are for scale, not mass. Gah! (lol)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Potassium, fiber, and banana flavoring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Cavendish or Gros Michel?

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 10 months ago

Enough to be fairly radioactive.

[–] Skanky 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Thief steals 1/100th of an adult rhino's weight in bananas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

American adult? Or European adult?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How much is that in American football pitches?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't pitch in American football, you pass.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 0 points 10 months ago

You kick footballs that's why it has foot in it

[–] postmateDumbass 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But how fast was the rhinoceros traveling?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The speed of five Olympic-sized swimming pools.

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 10 months ago

That's hotter than a Chevy Pinto!