fun fact: this is called "Reductio ad absurdum" and it's a valid strategy in debate/rethoric.

It works great when countering stupid shit that sounds logical but really isn't.

If you love coke, but don't like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

If you love your screaming child but don't like screaming, you actually like your child more than screaming

If you like the comment about the chicken more than the post about the chocolate, you like the roast more than the meat.

If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

If you love to drink coffee, but don't like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.

If you love table salt, but don't like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

Uh... No. I like milk more than cacao. You don't need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That's what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.

I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.

This is why i exclusively eat baker's chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I'm not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

If you like vanilla ice cream, but don't like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.

Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.

I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.

I'm pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers

If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

I don't get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker's chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma

I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne

Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there

I like the roasted chicken vs heat argument best.

If you like chocolate, just eat the unprocessed cocoa bean. Anything after that is just a level of preference for how much you like that bean processed, dark chocolate included. Stating you like the sugar more than the chocolate is ridiculous.

"Mindblowing"

Upvoted because of title.

If you like X+Y but don't like just Y then you must like X only

But what if I like cold roasted chicken?