If you understand this, you need to go to the emergency room right now.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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I dunno what that is but it sounds like somewhere that emergencies happen so I'm not falling for it
I will do once I figure out where that smell is coming from.
I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.
- The bond's Name. James Name.
- Pleased to… what?
- Bond Name's the james.
- Are you alright?
- Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.
If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be dyslexic, reading this is a good simulator.
You say that, but as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I was able to problems read with this zero. It took me a minute to figure out why it looked "off".
@aneurysmposting is leaking.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
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I find it disturbingly funny.
Makes about as much sense as the average LinkedIn post.
Ok folks, let's take 5 for a high level deep dive and then we can touch base when we circle back
everyone rushes to the smokers balcony
Anyone else smell toast?
Like burnt toast?
Yeah... don't worry about it. Here, have another deep-fried salt-&-chocolate-covered stick 'o' butter, you know you want it... here, c'mon, take it. Take it!
c/AneurysmPosting
I needed this right now. I will create happen, I will. Follow me to watch my path
Can you share on GitHub when you have a working build?
My friend, I think I know why you're unemployed.
I think you and I were at the same political rally recently!
I love it when I create happen
But how when bad good boss job the office??? Hard line the work down?!
I absolutely can not disagree!
Impressive..., very nice
stronk activate