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[–] [email protected] 298 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once the stove exhausts most of it's hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it's Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

[–] TheRealKuni 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This comment makes me wish I could gild comments on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was missing: giant distracting icons that flash on a comment I was going to read anyways!

[–] TheRealKuni 10 points 10 months ago

Nah, forget the stupid additional awards they added. Just the good ol’ gold. It was a great idea to help pay for servers before they corrupted it seeking profit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lemmings are herbivorous, give them a leaf. 🥬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This implies carnivores and/or omnivores eat gold.

Wait, do you think non-lemmings are dragons?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I found it! The source of global warming! Contained entirely within some guys shop

[–] MeanEYE 35 points 10 months ago

Actually I think this might be the cleanest stove yet. High temperature and enough airflow to allow for such heat means all of the fumes get burned.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're running that thing a bit too hot

[–] GladiusB 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I honestly don't really see anything else that's horribly wrong here. It's a home made stove. I kind of like it

[–] jpreston2005 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

the air intake on the bottom doesn't even have a door, it's just running on max all the time

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 10 months ago

That's true. I chose to trust the text that it was adjustable. I was about to write it but decided not to.

[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe it used to have a door but it has since been vaporized.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Warms the whole workshop within ten minutes? More like burns down the whole workshop within ten minutes.

[–] ralakus 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least everyone inside will be warm for the rest of their lives

[–] not_again 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

*also warms the neighbours house in ten 5

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

Are they casting Sauron's rings in that thing? Jeebus.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It's safe enough, in the Finnish army we occasionally get the tent heater red hot, and as long as nothing flammable touches it or is too close, it's fine. It will radiate heat quite well when that hot, but won't be anywhere close to dangerous if you know what you're doing. In the tent we of course have some water nearby to extinguish the possible flames but still.

You basically need to have it glowing red if you're to keep the tent warm in -15 °C or lower. - 30°C needs something closely resembling the picture posted.

Here's an example, unfortunately hosted on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fjiquty6qz7s51.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3De4b8083400858eccc1786d7b32b94b759b2bc6c2

[–] SlothMama 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need your to consult on Frostpunk 2. The first game insists people can survive -140° C and that's like, -220° F.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, the example was with a tent which is a single layer of cotton between you and the environment, and by no means resembles anything even remotely insulated. That's why it needs a relatively powerful heater to stay comfortably warm. In normal use you have quite a lot of control over the temperature of the heater, mainly with the size and amount of firewood -> effective surface area of the fire.

For static buildings the situation is different, with enough insulation you can get by with almost no heating. Zero-energy building is a thing in Finland as well, and although it has its challenges, it's still possible to keep your home warm with only your body heat in e.g. -40. The main difficulty you'll encounter there is getting rid of the moisture in air, since being that energy-efficient will require having your home almost fully enclosed. You'll also need to be careful to properly limit the moisture getting out from the house, as the dew point will be inside the insulation and any moisture getting out will condense inside, eventually leading to mold.

I haven't actually reached the end game in Frostpunk 1, but at a glance it would require some efficiency improvements and better insulation – and given enough insulation and heating anything is possible. If your people are sleeping under the sky hugging the generator, I'd assume you won't get past the end game. A real-world example that somewhat resembles the Frostpunk world would be people living in Yakutsk, Russia, where they have more of a brute-force approach to the -60 °C temperatures – just burn enough gas to keep your log cabin warm. Surviving outside at those temperatures without protective equipment would be difficult though, especially since most materials won't stay flexible at -120 °C or -140 °C. You'd find it pretty difficult to move around.

Edit: But also, a mandatory "don't quote me on this", as building is my hobby, not my job. I've some knowledge, and some experience, but by no means am I a professional.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You make it red hot because you don't want to crawl constantly back into the tent. And you never, ever want the fire to go out, because of all the shit you'd get for it. Mansikka for life

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It will keep you warm for life

[–] Really_long_toes 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] nuggsy 3 points 10 months ago

I was hoping to see a comment like this. You did not disappoint.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

As long as you don't run it more than 10 min then it's safe.

[–] suodrazah 3 points 10 months ago

Never met her.

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[–] billwashere 41 points 10 months ago

This looks more like a forge than a heater.

[–] ordellrb 39 points 10 months ago

Are you using uranium as fuel?

[–] A_Random_Idiot 33 points 10 months ago

Why is there a picture of the Fukushima nuclear core in this picture?

[–] ABoxOfPhotons 30 points 10 months ago

It's glowing bright red with coldness.

[–] MrJameGumb 19 points 10 months ago

He's not lying, everything he said is true... Note he never claims that it was done properly!

[–] wabafee 17 points 10 months ago

You sure that's not a jet engine?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

mmm malleable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks quite efficient. See also: rocket stoves, specifically the pocket rocket design. Though the ones with lots of thermal mass probably serve folks better while taking up more space. Various wood gasifier stoves are pretty neat. I've got a little one for camping.

In this instance, I'd predict the components of this stove will oxidize away quickly.

[–] Death_Equity 4 points 10 months ago

It is all stainless steel. So it will be able to last.

I once combined a steel can wood gasifier with an aluminum alcohol stove using an ethanol and peroxide fuel that could boil 500ml of water in under 6 minutes with an ounce of fuel and burned violet. Not ideal for lightweight camping, as I intended, but man was it efficient.

[–] Sunfoil 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's the chimney made out of, I can't tell

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sunfoil 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't shake the feeling it looks like plastic, but that means we'll have imminent catastrophic failure.

[–] Gordon 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Metal flex chimney pipe. Looks like 6-8" or bigger.

Edit: he says 150mm so 6"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's clearly hard-to-focus-on purple

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[–] DannyMac 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it has reached critical mass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You can throw an ice cube at that and kill everybody in a three block radius

[–] pacology 4 points 10 months ago

And then one day you are there working on something at the vise, you drop something, and then you need a full back graft, and now you have weird hairs growing in your shoulders.

[–] MataVatnik 3 points 10 months ago

Engineering without limitations

[–] weird_nugget 1 points 9 months ago

Imagine hitting your pinky toe with that shit

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