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One does not simply drive into Morder
One does not simply Mitsubishi four door
I can't rally the ring, Mr. Frodo...but I can rally you!
You're breaking the car Sam~~ir~~!
That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).
They fly, no fools... 🏎️
Strider is a black hawk pilot
It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see
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9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.
Like he and Merry wouldn't have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity
Its bc Pippin is also the President of the United States
Bravo
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What could be shoot that he didn't already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it's not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.
Not with that attitude
A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.
Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.
He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle...
it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle
Bayonet?
He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh
Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.
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He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.
And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.
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That's an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page's worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:
"Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment."
:-P
Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?
To load the gun. Pay attention!
In case of close quarters fighting
It's actually full of mags
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Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom... One page done
Sauron was watching for that though. It's easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m
Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.
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Elves have standards.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.
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Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.
Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home
Or something like that
I think it's really stupid that Gandalf didn't just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?
Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke
Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor
Legolas: That only counts as one.
So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?... Cool, cool I mean I'd pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick ...
He called his house Legoland
He basically did in the movies tho.
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