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  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

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[–] hperrin 24 points 8 months ago (4 children)

How good pickles are is inversely proportional to how whole they are.

  • Whole pickles: blegh
  • Pickle wedges: no thanks
  • Pickle strips: on a sandwich, sure
  • Pickle chips: yum, on a sandwich or alone
  • Diced pickles: oh yeah, please
  • Pickle relish: hell yeah!
[–] Quetzalcutlass 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now all that's left is to try a pickle smoothie to confirm your theory.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

We've got to go all the way, time to vaporize pickles and inhale them

[–] Shard 7 points 8 months ago

What you vaping bru?

Pickle juice, homie.

[–] Mr_Blott 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dehydrater - mortar and pestle - rip a big line of pickle

[–] RHSJack 4 points 8 months ago

"Mooooommmm, Dad's nose is bleeding again!" "What did he do this time?" "Remember when he snorted a line of 21 Seasonings spices on a dare? Well..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I know how to do this.

take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

-I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

[–] olafurp 2 points 8 months ago

You haven't had pickles until you've freebased them

[–] ThunderWhiskers 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderWhiskers 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's really good for one or two then it gets to be like drinking out of a pickle jar.

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what pickel vodka tastes

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 3 points 8 months ago

Pickle backs are a thing. It's just chasing a shot with a shot of pickle juice. First saw it with Jameson, but I think people do it with a lot of things these days

[–] GoosLife 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have this but in reverse (and less extreme). I can eat a good pickle relish, but it doesn't do much for me. Then, the delish goes up as we approach the whole pickle. The whole pickle is sour and crunchy. Perfection!

[–] hperrin 4 points 8 months ago

Haha, we must be arch nemeses.

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 8 months ago

Is relish basiclaly like the pickel equivalent to salsa?