RHSJack

joined 2 years ago
[–] RHSJack 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sit down with them on their new gaming machine and sign them up for Steam or GOG. While they are doing that, slyly buy Steam or GOG credits on your phone and gift them to your buddy. Have your buddy go through the automated recommendations and gently inform your buddy whether a game is worth their time or not. And then watch as they add games to their wishlist thinking that they are going to pay a bunch for it.

I mean, they will eventually. No one in the MPCR escapes spending a fortune on their wishlist.

[–] RHSJack 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yes. But not before cheating. Asked my boss as he was passing by. "How many R's in 'strawberry'", I says to him. He almost answered but caught himself. Then he sort of peered upward, thinking. Then he grinned and said, "nice one, rhsjj." And then went about his day.

I still don't know the damned answer.

[–] RHSJack 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude. It's been over two hours. How many R's ARE THERE? Dont leave us hanging.

[–] RHSJack 1 points 2 months ago

100% their bike is a fixie and they lock it in front of their office building, it's the only bike on that bike rack, because they like to show how cool they think they are.

[–] RHSJack 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Stop it. Now. This is not tolerated in this thread and if I see you post another one like this, I will report you. People don't give a Debian what you think is funny. I Mint it. serious frowny face serious red arrow pointing at serious frowny face /jk

[–] RHSJack 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

[–] RHSJack 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

[–] RHSJack 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Quick renters' question: what about flooding?

[–] RHSJack 4 points 3 months ago

Same. Like, I took ONE slice of pizza from the fridge. I saw most of a pie in there, no notes or nothing, hey...we are a community. We feed each other. And it was only a coupla slices. But no I am out on the street and pounding my sandals for a new dive.

[–] RHSJack 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Explain. I am on medication for mental health reasons and have stopped drinking.

[–] RHSJack 2 points 3 months ago

As an American who is tired of this...works for me. Feel free to boycott anything US made in exchange for peace. We'll be fine over here. We'll complain and have a tantrum like children but it's what we do.

[–] RHSJack 2 points 3 months ago

That was incredibly immature. sigh. I upvoted.

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