GoosLife

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[–] GoosLife 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, those are the actual lyrics. It's "all the thoughts in my head" that's misheard.

[–] GoosLife 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't have to put a label on yourself. Like what you like. Everything is a spectrum, anyway. It is totally fair to enjoy looking at a woman in a way that feels a little more than heterosexual, and it doesn't have to mean you have to label those feelings as neither romantic or sexual attraction. I am just saying this to advocate for loving yourself the way you are, I'm not sure if you need to hear it specifically :D

[–] GoosLife 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think they're saying they don't have the money right now, but they have a means to get it. Not that they're waiting for a deposit from the other person, lol

[–] GoosLife 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think the "I'm baby" is the result of using voice to text while she's in the car on the way home. I don't think she's crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

[–] GoosLife 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fold your phone in to a paper plane to enter airplane mode. It won't stop you from receiving calls, but it will look badass when your $2000 Samsung phone makes it several feet down the cul-de-sac

[–] GoosLife 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In order to call your mom, you have to:

Pick a color

Pick a number

Pick a number

Pick a number

No, not that number, Nora just did that and it's not funny to get the same one twice

Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Flips open page

You're a turd

Wanna try again?

[–] GoosLife 48 points 1 month ago

For what it's worth, I am hereby sending you the official signal that you should absolutely exist, that you have every right to be yourself, and that your continued existence is important and meaningful for yourself and others in similar situations especially. I hope you will forever be gifted with the courage to be yourself, even when the world is challenging you on it.

[–] GoosLife 7 points 1 month ago

The joke I am looking for won't need to be

[–] GoosLife 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe in Soviet era Russia, it is implied that you must purchase the newspaper before you unfold it?

[–] GoosLife 8 points 1 month ago

Live at the legendary venue, LTS. Pretty sure that's the backstage where Axl Rose came up with Sweet Child O Mine or something.

[–] GoosLife 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In fairness, I can see why he might think this was a music CD

[–] GoosLife 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It wasn't just real enough. The game contained an actual first aid learning tool, and test, which you had to pass in order to advance in the game. So anyone who learned it and learned to play medic got an actual first aid course by the US military for free.

This is not meant to endorse anything one way or the other, I am just a video game nerd who thinks that America's Army is a very interesting oddity.

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