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[–] themeatbridge 192 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 38 points 1 year ago

Your powers of deduction are unparalleled.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

like a five penny fascist

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[–] Supervisor194 172 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] khannie 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] dvlsg 23 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] MotoAsh 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Shit.

I know shit's bad right now...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.

I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.

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[–] MajesticSloth 171 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."

[–] TurboDiesel 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

[–] NounsAndWords 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup....which makes sense

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is incredible:

When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Not a refutation... Excellent.
This really is the dumbest timeline isn't it?

[–] Witchfire 12 points 1 year ago

You know they won't because the media is owned by right wingers

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.

I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Now this might actually get his base riled up.

But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.

[–] hOrni 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack 13 points 1 year ago

Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they'll understand her motivation.

[–] Buck 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Slovenia, and they're not that poor.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?

[–] krakenx 20 points 1 year ago

"The fart of the deal"

[–] el_hache 17 points 1 year ago

Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.

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[–] Nolegjoe 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The state of American politics

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You know he smells like old mayo and ass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comon guys, don't be so mean.

He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.

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[–] NounsAndWords 12 points 1 year ago

What a Stinker!

[–] Got_Bent 12 points 1 year ago

Jingle bells

Donald smells

Eric did a line

Melania holds her nose

And Rudy got a fine

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