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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jingle Bells

Donald smells

Jai-l all the way

What a time

To be a live

Let's lit-i-gate him away

Hey!

Rolls off the tongue better.

I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

[–] Piers 3 points 1 year ago

"Donald Smells" is actually a better fit than "Donald Trump smells" and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how "Trump" is longstanding British slang for "fart" though and then you get both names in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them...?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don't get it wrong!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn't find the energy myself.