This is why the writers of Veep decided to end the show, since their parody was somehow less outlandish than reality
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I apologize for this childish post, but all I could think of was that scene in The Naked Gun.
Sometimes, life needs a little levity, and I'm fine with it coming at the expense of terrible assholes.
This would still be funny if it happened to a politician I liked. But that would last about 30 seconds before the Family Values dipshits started calling for a censure for obscenity or some bullshit.
Shouldn't appearing with Musk and Jones be more embarrassing for him?
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241 ctccctccgc cctctcccgc ctgtcctgtc accgacttcc tccgccgcct tggactgtca
301 cccaagagtg actggctcac ttcctgcctc cgcgaattcc agtcctccgt tccggccttt
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601 ggcattcaaa gagtatttgg aatggagtat aggcccatcg aagctcttga agtttgtgcc
661 tcttctggtt taaaggttac tatctctaat gtacatgtgc gtcgtggact tcttatgctg
721 gtacctgaaa ccattgaaat attgggggga ttggttgagg agctggatgc tgcccgaaat
781 cgcctggttg gagaattaaa gaagccacct agacctaggg ggagaagaac tagaaacgga
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901 gatcttgcac gcagtggctc cacgctgcac agtactgatc ctgtacagga aaacaatcaa
961 ggttctggcc cgagcatgtc tggcactggt aacagtaatt caatacccca catggcgtca
1021 aatgctgatg ctatgaacat ggatatgtct agagatacca attctgtttc ccgtggtagc
1081 tctatggcta accagctctc ttctgtcatg tcaaaggctg aggagatgca catagatgct
1141 tctaatgtca ccagggaata ttctgttgac catcagtctt ctaatatggt ttcaaatgtt
1201 tcagcagcat ataatgatac tgttcatata acaagagaaa gttctgtggc tactgagtgc
1261 cctcccgttg ttgaaagtgt tgagacatac agggatagaa ctccagtagc cacagatagt
1321 tctcatccac gaagaacctc ttccactgtt agggaatatt ctgttgacaa tcggttttct
1381 aacatggttt caaatgtttc agtggtgcat aatgacactg ttcatataac aagggaaagt
1441 tctgcaacta ctgagtgccc tcctgttgtt gaaaatgttg agacatacag agatagaact
1501 ccagcagcca ctgatagttc tcatccacga agagcctctt cctctgtttt aaacaccagc
1561 gatgtcgaga tgggtgatgc cagtgaccat ccactcatac tgtctggaga ccaagaggtc
1621 ccgttcacat acatggctag tttgtcagcc aagtgggcta aaatgaaaga ggaagctcct
1681 gcaattcggg gtaaaatcaa gtgctttttg actggtgtaa aaggattccg gtacaagaag
1741 aggacatcat atgagcttca ggcatatgta gacgatggta gccttatttc tgaaatcctc
1801 attgatcatg atgttgtaca gaaaggaatt ggtttttctc ctgaggaggt aactgcggcc
1861 atttcttctc ctgacacgaa aactgtccaa caaatgaggg atacaatgca taaatttcaa
1921 gcatttttag caaactttga gggaataatt cttgtggaat taaataaaaa atcttccctt
1981 ccacttgccc tagagatgag tcaaggctgt cctcaatctg atgcacggtt acttctgaga
2041 aggctgaagt ctcttaaccc tccacaagtt caaaaaccta cggatccaat tgaattatcc
If you will note ggatatgtct agagatacca you can see guy is genetically unable to feel shame.
That's some niche comedy there bud
That real good "check their history to see if they do this shit all the time and block them if they do" humor.
Truly avant garde. Thankfully not applicable in this case.
Imposter syndrome kicks into overdrive
Well, as they say:
181 caaacccatt ttccggttga aatctccgac gacgaggact tcctcgacgt cctcgacagc 241 ctccctccgc cctctcccgc ctgtcctgtc accgacttcc tccgccgcct tggactgtca 301 cccaagagtg actggctcac ttcctgcctc
And your father was an ape too!
This sequence actually codes for recQ-mediated genome instability protein 1 in Glycin max, for those curious. So Vivek is actually a soybean. It all checks out.
So Vivek is actually a soybean. It all checks out.
Perhaps, but he's also immune to the effects of Glyphosate (Roundup) herbicide. How many of the other GOP primary candidates can claim the same. We journalists asked those campaigns how they match up against this Ramaswamy credential, the responses were mixed:
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The Trump campaign: "Trump's well known immunity to Glyphosate was the sole reason for the Deep State's highly and unprovable coordinated campaign to steal the 2020 election."
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The Haley campaign "We will neither confirm nor deny Haley's associations with Glyphosate vulnerability, but we'd like to note that you will likely find historical Haley's statements at different times both support and condemn Glyphosate, so which every statement you need to produce a positive piece of journalism we can provide it. Just ask. Please. We need some positive press. So, like, if you've got any ideas, we're all ears over here. Really! Keep in mind, it has to resonate with our largely racist and misogynistic base to pass the primary."
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The Christie campaign "What the f*$# are you talking about? How the hell did you get this phone number?"
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The Desantis campaign did not respond. Phone calls to one phone number at the campaign just went to Voice Mail. We left voice mails that went unanswered. Another number phone number at the campaign office was answered, by a gentleman claiming no knowledge of the Desantis campaign reporting he recently got the phone number but could offer us "$60 for an eighth". Attempting to get a response we went to a total of three different listed campaign offices. Two of them were newly minted Spirit Halloween stores, while the third appeared to be a homeless encampment with the residents burning "Desantis for President" signs and Tshirts for light and warmth.
This. Musk doesn't know how to run a professional event. He fires everyone so Vivek should have seen disaster coming.
I thought the last event ended his chances for president.
Has Alex Jones paid off his debts to the people who sued him for lying about their tragedies?
He filed for bankruptcy. I saw something about the families were willing to settle for 6% I think it was. I haven't seen anything else.
I have a better idea for him, and his estate.
A much more pointedly deserving idea.
Hollow pointedly?
I’d guess that this was the most informative and intelligent moment of the entire discussion. If I was forced to choose between listening to these fascists chuds talk for an hour or a 60 minute compilation of Ramaswamy peeing, I’d probably take the latter.
Way to prove you are a "free speech absolutist" Elon. The sound of a fascist man-child pissing is the real "truth" the media has been hiding from us. Go fuck yourself.
I doubt he was the only person with his fly unzipped during that call
I hate that this even exists as "news"
We're in the golden era of batshit incompetent fascism.
Could be worse.
Batshit competent fascism?
Stupidest timeline ever. So far.
I was thinking the scene in iasip where Frank forgets to shut off the mic while talking about banging dead bodies
Giving Musk and Jones the full attention they deserve.
Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming move if there ever was one
Very odd to see. Quite a controversial trio.
I just shat my pants
You can tell just from the sound of the pee that it's small.