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[–] WhiteOakBayou 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[–] grue 6 points 11 months ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[–] CADmonkey 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[–] spicytuna62 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 11 months ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 11 points 11 months ago

That's what I like to hear

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thats crazy. I mean my country has some goofy names for small towns and villages but this takes it to another level entirely

[–] MegaTony 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[–] grue 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

[–] MycelialMass 6 points 11 months ago
[–] superduperenigma 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[–] soupyc 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

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[–] MycoBro 13 points 11 months ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

no horneytown NC?

[–] Sewer_King 10 points 11 months ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 11 months ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[–] signor 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 7 points 11 months ago

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[–] DerArzt 6 points 11 months ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

[–] tamal3 6 points 11 months ago

What is Humptulips...

[–] BaronVonBort 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[–] riodoro1 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[–] GraniteM 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 11 months ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For New York: Butternuts is funny but how could they pick it over Coxsackie?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 11 months ago

They're just tired of it probably

[–] NABDad 5 points 11 months ago
[–] timelighter 4 points 11 months ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.

[–] ZeroTHM 4 points 11 months ago

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

[–] Adori 4 points 11 months ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

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