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[–] WhiteOakBayou 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[–] grue 6 points 1 year ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[–] CADmonkey 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[–] spicytuna62 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 year ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 11 points 1 year ago

That's what I like to hear

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thats crazy. I mean my country has some goofy names for small towns and villages but this takes it to another level entirely

[–] MegaTony 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[–] grue 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

[–] MycelialMass 6 points 1 year ago
[–] superduperenigma 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[–] soupyc 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

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[–] MycoBro 13 points 1 year ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

no horneytown NC?

[–] Sewer_King 10 points 1 year ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 1 year ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[–] signor 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 7 points 1 year ago

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[–] DerArzt 6 points 1 year ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

[–] tamal3 6 points 1 year ago

What is Humptulips...

[–] BaronVonBort 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[–] riodoro1 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[–] GraniteM 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 1 year ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For New York: Butternuts is funny but how could they pick it over Coxsackie?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

They're just tired of it probably

[–] NABDad 5 points 1 year ago
[–] timelighter 4 points 1 year ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.

[–] ZeroTHM 4 points 1 year ago

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

[–] Adori 4 points 1 year ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

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