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[–] flatplutosociety 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It absolutely rules that RS had this locked and loaded.

Really sucks that this world historical monster died unpunished after living a long and happy life, though.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It was long, but there's no way that was a happy man. But I agree with your general sentiment. He deserved much worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nah, he was the kind of old bastard that couldn't be happy even if he was on a direct serotonin injection

He probably died of his body finally going to war against itself out of the sheer old man spite we wish will go with the boomers as we joke about it all dying off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone had their obits ready for him. Good riddance.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chef and author Anthony Bourdain wrote the following about Kissinger in his 2001 book A Cook's Tour:

"Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia—the fruits of his genius for statesmanship—and you will never understand why he's not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, undermined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg."

[–] xc2215x 12 points 1 year ago

I remember that from Bourdain. Shame he died earlier than Kissinger.

[–] FinishingDutch 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For anyone who wants to learn a lot more about him, Behind the Bastards podcast has a six part series on him, from march of last year.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 1 year ago

I fucking ADORE BtB and this series is one of their absolute best! 🔥❤️

[–] Nobody 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The devil finally came to collect on their deal. I guess 100 years is the max you can get for selling your soul.

[–] SuckMyWang 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fairly sure he did some work at google with their ai team before he died so won’t be surprised if they implanted him in an ai surrogate so he can continue to cause suffering through our information networks. Kind of like a haunted internet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

We're here today to celebrate the passing of Henry Kissinger or, as he was known to friends and family, Roko's basilisk.

[–] Nobody 10 points 1 year ago

Kissinger would be the best possible test subject for a prototype tech lich.

They can transfer his undead consciousness into whatever tech abomination is supposed to upload people to immortality. Kissinger’s jet black soul will make the process seamless.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

About fucking time. It's also a somber reminder that life isn't fair. Hope Hitler shoves pineapples up your ass in hell for eternity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's an awfully lax punishment... I hope he gets a Hitler made of pineapples shoved up his butt. Slowly.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Good riddance. He was one of the biggest scumbags of this planet.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Nobody 11 points 1 year ago

Fred Hampton

[–] cybervseas 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So was Betty White almost as evil as Henry Kissinger?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Betty White tried to kill that loveable oaf Homer Simpson.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago

Every rule has exceptions and Betty White was exceptional in many ways. RIP ❤️

[–] SonnyVabitch 3 points 1 year ago

And Mohammed Atta wasn't?

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 5 points 1 year ago

We still have Dolly. And we have had Jimmy and Rose Carter for a good while.

[–] Snapz 22 points 1 year ago

A well spoken man, who reached his boiling point with existence a fair bit to soon, always had a lot to say about Kissinger. An excerpt from a book "about" culinary tourism from Anthony Bourdain, if anyone wasn't aware...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BlackNo1 14 points 1 year ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Whoever it was that said they desperately hoped Jimmy Carter held on long enough for Kissinger to die first, I salute you. I truly didn't think it was possible after Rosalynn passed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[–] Viking_Hippie 11 points 1 year ago

Best news the world has had in months if not years! 🥳

I just wish I still drank so I could properly celebrate with the biggest and most debauched party of my life!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

His head will be preserved in (Ron Popeil’s) glass jar technology for advisement of future presidents (Richard Nixon’s head, I presume)

[–] jpreston2005 11 points 1 year ago

Rot In Piss, scumbag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] xc2215x 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was time for him to go.

[–] agent_flounder 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it was a little over 50 years too late.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 1 year ago

It was 100 years too late. His mother should've had a miscarriage.

[–] milliams 1 points 1 year ago