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[–] JackDark 77 points 1 year ago

I love the black man in the background of the thumbnail. "Is this motherfucker serious??"

[–] BroBot9000 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Congratulations Jim! You won a free submarine ride.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whoa that’s deep

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i want to live in their invented universe

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine being a billionaire and still living with a the victim mentality they abuse the proletariat of having.

[–] Vinny_93 24 points 1 year ago

Objection, your honour. Irsay.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 64-year-old businessman also told Real Sports that he has gone to rehab for addiction 15 times

I believe him when he says his hip surgery is the reason he failed the sobriety test. After 15 rehabs, he surely never operated a vehicle while intoxicated. That would defy all odds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also, jackass

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be because of all those billionaires supporting defund the police. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He thinks being part of the 1% makes him technically a minority

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He just chose to never learn the difference between "minority" and "marginalized"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Won’t someone think of the white male billionaires?!?!?!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

It can't be all that bad if he still chooses to be a wealthy old white man. He can choose to be just an old white man, most people with actual prejudice can't choose to change what they are targeted for.

[–] Dradious 16 points 1 year ago

Just about every time I pass a car that got pulled over, the driver looks just like the monopoly guy

[–] SquigglyEmpire 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Police in the Indianapolis suburb of Carmel pulled Irsay over after observing a man in a Toyota Highlander driving slowly, stopping in the roadway and failing to use a turn signal.

Lol. Yeah police across the world are constantly pulling over Toyota Highlanders driving like a confused elderly lady merging on to an interstate, everyone knows that's the profile for a whiny jackass billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

“I don’t care what it sounds like,” Irsay said. “It’s the truth ... I could give a damn what people think how anything sounds or sounds like. The truth is the truth, and I know the truth.”

This is the real problem with the billionaires. It doesn’t matter what they do or what anyone other than maybe other billionaires think.

[–] FireWire400 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

March 2014

The arrest in question took place almost 10 years ago... Seems like someone got his feelings hurt big time

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 11 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Leave the white! Billionaires! Aloooooone! sob

FFS

[–] alienanimals 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck Jim Isray

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh boo hoo.. poor bastard gonna have to get his chauffeur to drive for a few months

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The dude in the background 🤣