What’s wrong with a Vasectomy. I had one. Didn’t want more kids.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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Real men emotionally neglect children they didn't want 😎
Pffft real men Go to the shop and ride off into the sunset, like dust in the wind.
Banging whenever you want without worry about child support? That sounds like the woke agenda
/s
The right is just all about more birth, remember?
Nothing about the quality of life, health, education, security, or financial situation of the children in question or their parents, just want to keep the population pumping out future consumers and low wage laborers, whether they want to or not!
The suggestion here is that you had your manliness cut off.
Whoever made this image probably thinks vasectomy is just a liberal word for castration.
I think they believe it's that in effect
Yep, we had 2, decided that was enough and since the pill messes with my wife's hormones too much I took care of the problem on my end.
I read that as you had two vasectomies. So much man it took two attempts :D
"Sir, we tried. We really did. We've gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We're all too exhausted to continue. You're going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle."
"Try not to look at the nurses. You've already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room."
Im glad someone else asked, I was wondering what's so bad about unlimited worry-free creampies.
I'll never not be fascinated by the things that make conservatives feel threatened (SpOokY SOy). There isn't anything too provocative here, outside of the inherent 4chan dog whistles that I'd expect most people are pretty bored of by now. Let Batperson slay if they want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like everything else, it's just fragile masculinity. They heard soy has estrogen (it does, but not in the same form that would affect you), but lack the ability to verify facts or understand nuance, so they just assume soy feminizes a person. They take that as an attack on their manhood. Then they get stupid and violent... well... stupider.
Batman does provide a safe space, thats his whole thing. He makes Gotham safer. And you could argue his reluctance for murder is almost non-violence.
I'm all for the slay-ification of Batperson 💅🏻
Fellas, is it beta to creampie your wife worry free?
Does anyone actually use the term "birthing person" or are they just fighting against windmills here
It's a term that's been used by Healthcare advocates when talking specifically about prenatal care and abortion. It's because it's a, ya know, valuable term when women as a group includes those who can't become pregnant and it also doesn't include everyone who could become pregnant (transmen).
And it's specifically NOT a term to replace women. It's a different group entirely.
Oh
Bat Lives Matter
man the internet has a hard on to associate bill gates with folks way worse than him.
I don't know, Batperson was still kind of violent. And he didn't have a butler, but he did have Koala Boy.
Frank Miller's Batman: destructive, insane, fascistic
Woke Batman: harmless kinky them-about-town
Batman's a TERF?
I'd read/watch the shit out of that, would be more interesting than 90% of the current superhero characters.
What's with all the cg tracking marks on the spandex?
pretty sure that is the Louis Vuitton design logo, so basically saying they are wearing a womans handbag
"CG suit gay because skin tight on a dude" or something, idk, fascists are weird
Jesus man stop misusing the word fascism, sometimes it's just idiots.
Let's go with idiot fascists then.
I'm not going to put much effort into policing your language, I just think it creates problems when attempting to discuss literal fascism.
This literally is fascism. Fascism isn't a coherent political system, it's exactly this. Pick a powerless group to scapegoat all of societies problems on to protect the rich fuckers who are actually responsible. Mocking and dehumanizing people is what makes fascism tick.
Shh everyone who disagrees with us is a fascist.
Wow, the soy milk thing again. The right are such snowflakes.
It is kind of funny. There's nothing wrong with a bit of satire.
The art's not bad. Not the typical low effort, not-so-vaguely threatening stuff.
To be honest, I didn't laugh until "had a vasectomy". But I'll always love a bit of parody and satire. I don't really think it's threatening at all.
Yeah exactly. I'm used to "when dem gays come preaching at my door" next to a picture of a gun and some cry-laughing facebook emoji or something.
This one's genius level by comparison.
Even this version of Batman is terrible. This one reads as a performative lib batman that I'd hate too, just put the fucker in a dashiki and he can run for Congress too.
Essentially unlimited wealth. Does nothing to reduce poverty or the environment that leads to crime.
Beats the shit out of presumably poor mooks forced into a life of crime by extreme poverty and a crumbling economy dominated by Wayne Enterprises.
Assaults and locks the mentally ill in a filthy dilapidated asylum, subjecting them to inhumane treatment.
A super rich guy deciding who is guilty and who is innocent and personally beating the shit out of poor people.
Some of this is a bit tongue in cheek, but also unironically fuck Batman.