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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] baldingpudenda 259 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Democrats should name all their laws after the Bible. Eye of the Needle bill: wealth tax and just demagogue that we need to pass this to save American souls. Mark 1:40 bill: universal healthcare

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I legitimately and unironically would support this initiative. It’s a good idea.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

I can't describe how much I like this idea.

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[–] LEDZeppelin 200 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Gingerlegs 182 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is no place for religion in government. This is horrifying

[–] hansl 84 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Even Jesus thought so. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" means exactly that.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago

If those Christian nationalists could read they'd be very upset

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[–] Furbag 134 points 1 year ago (17 children)

What is the difference between this guy and a Taliban officer?

I don't care how much he enjoys talking about his favorite fairy tale novel, congress is not a book club.

[–] ExistentialKiwi 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Zero difference. They're both the same shade of conservative, far-right, religious fundamentalist.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (12 children)

"I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority."

Oh, so since God raised Biden to Authority that means you're going to respect God's plan right?

Lol... Yeah... You'll all continue to pay lip service to the Bible as long as it serves your purpose.

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[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 99 points 1 year ago (36 children)

Fuck your religion. Keep that shit out of politics please.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 92 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Quetiapine 50mg, twice per day. Increase dosage if voices persist

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (9 children)

And the Constitution and its Amendments are very clear about a separation of church and state.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 38 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Some idiots think it means the government can't do anything to regulate churches. There a bunch of laws that disagree.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude really pulled the “divine right” card huh?

[–] seaQueue 139 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The French invented a wonderful device to cure sufferers of the divine right delusion:

[–] Dkarma 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leaders claiming divinity leave the proletariat no choice but to demand proof

[–] seaQueue 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fortunately it's a testable hypothesis

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[–] Carighan 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine if religious fundamentalism wasn't acceptable for a statesman. What a crazy modern world we could be living in.

Although I guess in the case of the US, the country was founded out of religious fundamentalism in its entirely, and from a clean slate. Much more difficult to untangle it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless my history lessons are evading me, your country was founded by deists running from fundamentalists.

[–] jarfil 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fundamentalists running from people not letting them be as fundamentalist as they wanted.

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[–] ohmyiv 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He did it. He said the magic words that turn on a neverending money tap from "christian" conservatives who aren't smart enough to tell when they're getting grifted.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“I don’t believe there are any coincidences in a manner like this. I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority. He raised up each of you, all of us. And I believe that God has ordained and allowed each one of us to be brought here for this specific moment in this time. This is my belief. I believe that each one of us has a huge responsibility today, to use the gifts that God has given us to serve the extraordinary people of this great country and they deserve it.”

That includes the Democrats, right?

[–] captainlezbian 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On but that includes like Stalin too, like does he not hear his words?

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

This seditionist asshat shouldn't even be allowed to be in politics anymore. The more we allow people to try to overturn elections, the more impossible it will be to stay a democracy.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

so thats what bile tastes like

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess the Republicans choose to ignore the separation of church and state.

Shame, since they call up the constitution so frequently.

Must be like the bible, they haven't actually read the thing they espouse to take their guidance from.

The sheer pride in ignorance these days astounds me.

It isn't bad to be ignorant, we all have things to learn every day. Its bad to be proud of it and to refuse to elevate oneself above their own shortcoming.

If that isn't the republican party in a nutshell, though.

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[–] macrocephalic 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

He believes that all leaders are raised up by the hand of God. Better get those sainthoods lined up for Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Putin, Mugabe, etc.

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[–] kttnpunk 61 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Somebody get me outta this backwards country 🥺

[–] GONADS125 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're either almost on the other side of the critical failure of trumpism, or we're about to fulfill our destiny to actualize idiocracy.

I give it 50/50 odds either way..

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[–] Doorbook 59 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Again, what is the difference between this and Taliban?

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[–] Harpsist 57 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you express grandiose delusions you should be sitting in a psychiatric chair. Not a senate chair.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority.

I'm not sure which would be worse: that he didn't think this claim through to its logical conclusion, or that he did and didn't see the problem.

[–] assassin_aragorn 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God is the one that raises up those in authority.

Someone really needs to ask him about Biden now

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[–] Smacks 43 points 1 year ago

Another fucking zealot, great.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.

Barry Goldwater

Also relevant:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1981/09/16/goldwater-lashes-religious-pressure/b1caa379-49fa-4e04-82de-dccda6f5e7f9/

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[–] BeautifulMind 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

And here I thought it was pretty clear that the basis for his authority is the constitution, not in scripture.

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[–] Treczoks 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between Church and State. -- Thomas Jefferson

But it is long past the time when the GOP cared for what the founding fathers said.

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[–] bemenaker 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can we get a citation? I've actually read the bible, and no it doesn't.

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[–] xkforce 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

well my God hates you, Mike. 🖕

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