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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] Doorbook 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Again, what is the difference between this and Taliban?

[–] JdW 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least the Taliban have the excuse their holy book is read in its original language. These jokers base themselves on a translation of a translation. Dogma and theocracy are wrong in any version, but if you are spouting ignorant bigotry at least make sure it's what the bronze-age sheepherders really intended...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

They also actively fight against ACCURATE translations because they have already built so many false arguments based on the least accurate and most out of date translations available. Even if the book WAS originally in English an original text from the 1600s would be a challenge.

[–] dual_sport_dork 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fewer beards.

[–] Damdy 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure there's plenty of 'beards' in the Republican party.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey-o!