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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority."

Oh, so since God raised Biden to Authority that means you're going to respect God's plan right?

Lol... Yeah... You'll all continue to pay lip service to the Bible as long as it serves your purpose.

[–] CoggyMcFee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah. This sort of talk in a lot of organized religion is a well-established cue to the listener that they can shut off their critical thinking. The intended audience is accustomed to hearing it and welcomes it, because they have the same goal as the one who says it: to have the thing they want be right.

So their minds don’t start extrapolating to see if the words hold up to scrutiny. That’s the last thing they’d want to do.

[–] Adalast 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I move to change

pay lip service to to manipulate and contort

Especially considering religious leaders are taking Jesus OUT if their sermons because he is too liberal for them.

[–] Eh_I 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you take Jesus out aren't you just back to Judaism?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I read this as a Judas joke which I loved, hopefully I wasn't correct or my comment is dumb for pointing out the obvious. Lol

[–] afraid_of_zombies 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Drivebyhaiku 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gods I hate that guy. Why so many people don't question why they should listen uncritically to the guy who hit his head on a rock and hallucinated Jesus and used the whole thing as a thinly veiled reason to tell people how to behave is just...

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am sorry but I think you are a woman and I don't permit you to preach or led me. Go ask your husband at home to explain it to you.

Now if you ask me I have a convoluted manifesto to write about the humanity of Jesus that proves that I can eat bacon. Let me send you 90 letters on the topic.

[–] Drivebyhaiku 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah well, half right. I definitely have a husband but am also not a woman so I think I am probably disqualified from discourse on other stupid rules that Paul completely made up.

You got any extra bacon to share though?

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah well, half right. I definitely have a husband but am also not a woman

Bad news about that. He singled out the LGBT freaken twice for hell fire. Lived in a world where slaves could be executed on a whim and this is the group he decided to go after.

You got any extra bacon to share though?

I would but Paul told me I would die if I didn't give him all my bacon.

[–] Drivebyhaiku 1 points 1 year ago

Funny how there isn't actually a hell in the whole book. I mean it mentions a parable but Gehenna is just a real place on earth where they disposed of trash. No mention of burning eternally, just burning the once and then done. Not so bad really. You'd have to be one of those pagan bastards who believe in like Hades or Nifelheim to believe someone would be tortured eternally after they die if we just go with the main book and not all centuries of later fanfic add ons...

Also depending on whether or not all that "washing of feet" was as potentially euphemistic as the phrase is used in other places in the book Jesus probably banged a whole lot of dudes at his big party.

Paul as a pretty obvious sex repulsed asexual wasn't big on anybody banging anybody. He was like "If you really have to then like... Just your wife I guess but even then ew."

[–] Adalast 2 points 1 year ago

I think they are aiming to be left with capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you expect when your government is comprised of a bunch of greedy scummy lawyers.

They will say literally anything to get power. Speech is rhetoric and they care nothing about reality.