this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (22 children)
[–] fireye 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I like the sofa opposite the bunk bed, nothing better than watching people sleep.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 1 year ago

Is that "bump ass" or "bum pass?"

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🫤✋ Shed
😀 👉Tiny House

[–] 7u5k3n 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Town close to me has 800sq foot sheds for $237k

It's a tiny home on 1/5 an acre.

Insanity

I'm in middle Tennessee.

[–] somethingsnappy 6 points 1 year ago

That would seem nuts except middle Tennessee is Nashville area? And it seems like the corporate overlords aren't buying things up there. That would be 700-800k where I live, and I'd buy it if the interest rates were lower.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] mrpibb 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like a great shed TBH.

[–] scottywh 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone will probably buy it to make it an Airbnb "getaway cabin" at way too much $ per night.

[–] JustZ 4 points 1 year ago

Probably already is. Looks insulated and has electric.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I dunno, 28 photos could mean 28 sheds... And that first shed is pretty nice...

[–] RedditWanderer 16 points 1 year ago

Location location location

[–] soggyoreo 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

this is a steal in vancouver there would be a 1 in front of the 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Throw in an extra 60k and you get a 3 room apartment in the center of Tallinn with a balcony and a view across the whole city.

[–] Squizzy 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

there are many American cities where you can buy a 3 bed house for that price (Eg Atlanta)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have questions. Are they known for bad decisions? Do you actually get land the shed is on?

[–] shiroininja 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Ah OK, yeah, then depending on location, this would be normal where I am too. Sadly.

[–] Soleos 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah you have it the other way around. The shed comes with the land, which is desirable. Imagine how much a completely undeveloped acre in/right next to a major city would go for? Location location location

[–] Jakdracula 5 points 1 year ago

He should get a second shed.

https://vimeo.com/617399149

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine escaping reality to your very own private, adorable, and furnished lake house at Lake Anna, VA. Surrounded by lush green trees on a one acre lot, this well-maintained water access cottage is just a short walk from the lake, where you'll find your own deeded boat slip. Ideal for weekend getaways to enjoy boating, fishing, or just a few days of quiet peaceful solitude. Spread out inside in the spacious living room / bedroom combo, where you'll find quality LVP flooring throughout, a full bathroom with shower and plenty of storage space, and a convenient kitchen with refrigerator and microwave.

No stove, just a microwave. I think I'll pass. Lol

Imagine microwaving your tv dinner in your very own, private, affordable?, and furnished lake shed!

edit: i copy and pasted that above from the website (the quote).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Plenty of storage" bitch, that used to be all storage!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bahahaha 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Can you call it a shed if it has a minisplit? If that is a heat pump model then it makes my house look like a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.

[–] DivineBurke 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't seen anyone say this, so in case anyone doesn't know. If the land is worth 200K and has no dwelling, it's much harder to finance that. You either need a builder/developer loan with plans to build within a specific timeframe. Or, you need some other means to finance.

A bank won't give you a mortgage for land. Land, while having an intrinsic value is worthless to a bank. But land with a shed in which you can poop is worth something. No idea why, but that's at least one perspective.

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[–] LemmyIsFantastic 3 points 1 year ago

ITT: A lack of understanding of what goes into housing prices.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It'll probably sell too

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