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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First of all, fuck you. Second, dark castle. Third ow owie my back

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  1. roses, obviously

  2. my neck hurts so bad today that I can't tell if my back hurts.

[–] Nudding 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I was a dark tower boi but now I think I'm a rose man. Weird conversation, thanks.

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[–] ummthatguy 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Daft_ish 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did. Those. Bats. Just. Move?!

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn't make it feel any less uncanny.

[–] cokeslutgarbage 9 points 1 year ago

Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beach for me.

Trick to soreness is workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

laughs in early-onset arthritis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

I know it's "because" and not a misspelling of "causing," but I'm delighted by the idea of someone working out and getting ripped, who secretly thinks it's the act of aging that's making him strong, and that working out is just a placebo

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[–] slazer2au 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Team robot with no back pain.

🤜🪵

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Denalduh 10 points 1 year ago

I can at least join you on team robot.

It hurts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I wonder what this says about our personalities

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That robot yoga combo

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Team dark castle

[–] Shardikprime 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yo where my dark tower homies at?

See the Bear of fearsome size! All the worlds within his eyes

[–] superfes 8 points 1 year ago

I always picked the dark fortress thing... boy it's been a hot minute

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[–] LazaroFilm 28 points 1 year ago

Red Robot gang.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bottom right, the hand. Liked that sometimes a card would come out of the sleeve for a second.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is specifically why I would pick that one! Did any of the others have Easter eggs like that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They did. I think spooky castle either window light flickered or bats moved? It’s definitely been a long time but I do remember watching them.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

i like the one holding cards because of the little random card animation sliding in and out of the sleeve

[–] DaMonsterKnees 9 points 1 year ago

Thank you for this memory.

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[–] foggy 17 points 1 year ago

As a child? Mr robot! As an angsty teen? Dracula castle in a cliff.

Adult? Gimme dem fish

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I did not expect to get attacked like this.

Robot.

[–] BackOnMyBS 16 points 1 year ago

Palm tree beach, baby! ow...that yelling hurt my neck 😣

[–] BlackPenguins 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to ask. Why is this. 34 and a couple weeks now I've woken up with my lower back hurting.

[–] slazer2au 16 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Generally sitting too much/ bad posture/not enough exercise.

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[–] thorbot 14 points 1 year ago

Seashells for life. Also my back is fine. It’s my fucking ribs that hurt every morning for some reason. And my back, fuck you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Windows 3.11 trauma just kicked in

[–] virku 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait this was 3.11? I thought these were in 95?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DeathbringerThoctar 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I liked the last one, a card would pop out of his sleeve sometimes.

It was either that or the robot for me.

[–] Siegfried 10 points 1 year ago

Dark tower all the way 🤟😎🤟

[–] MooseBoys 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Joke’s on you - my back hurts all the time!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Roses, because sex. But sometimes you need a little getaway/relaxation, so I might switch over to Palm Tree Beach.

[–] KeyserSoze61 8 points 1 year ago

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ha! Joke is on you… my back always hurts! 😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me, it was the palmy beach.

And I'll have you know that I'm still under 30 and do regular back extension exercises!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I injured my back while this was till a thing.

I've had some great physiotherapists and it's covered for free under medical (yay Canada) so I'm doing really well.

I still should work out more.

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