BlackPenguins

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[–] BlackPenguins 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sometimes the opposite. My work password at this point is muscle memory. So if I type slowly and think about it I mess up. One morning after a bad night of sleep I actually couldn't even recite my password of 10 years.

[–] BlackPenguins 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm already not watching the Superbowl because it has cheaters. First time in 15 years.

[–] BlackPenguins 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Two reasons. If you can't find it you might find and buy something else. The same reason all the seasonal (Christmas, school supplies, Halloween ) stuff is in the back of the store. Also we did this with Target all the time. Called it resetting an aisle. Moving everything ensures that anything that was hidden behind something or misplaced is put back in its right place (zoning). It's basically a super zone. A reset aisle looks very neat.

[–] BlackPenguins 26 points 1 week ago

And he's had so many failures and it's only been a week.

[–] BlackPenguins 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What failures? Being...old?

[–] BlackPenguins 17 points 2 weeks ago

Well damn this is depressing. Leave it to humans to capitalize on a dying earth.

[–] BlackPenguins 10 points 2 weeks ago

Part of being a senior developer is knowing when to act. Can you do it? Probably. Is it worth the time and money? No.

[–] BlackPenguins 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

Why do we want Greenland anyway? It's the icy one, right?

No but serious question. What value does it have?

[–] BlackPenguins 4 points 2 weeks ago

I enjoy refactoring and making legacy code better.

[–] BlackPenguins 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Bystander Effect.

[–] BlackPenguins 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You had one job Patrick! Now get your ass over to LA.

[–] BlackPenguins 5 points 2 weeks ago

Commanders have no defense. They beat the lions who also have no defense.

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