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[–] CriticalMiss 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh no.. I’ll become a cringe platform owned by a billionaire man child.

[–] _danny 5 points 10 months ago

Username appropriate

[–] nero 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have lost. I would become X :(

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Legit, O G. Not even kidding

[–] Troooop 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

This sounds dangerously close to one of those Facebook questions that's meant to find out personal information. The format looks similar.

[–] Cstrrider 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Ho

Edit: Full name is Ho Pc Do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Also in the Ho club o/

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hi David, thanks for your submission to the fun personal information sharing games!

Can I interest you in another game relating to your birth date? Or your last name?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you also need my mother's maiden name?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yes please.

What would your bank balance be if it was your mother's maiden name written in numbers, times two?

A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5
F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10
K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15
P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20
U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

Smith would be 19 13 9 20 8
So $191,392.08 * 2
= $382,784.16

Now please try the game, have fun, thank you.

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[–] madcaesar 12 points 10 months ago

My name is X

And I'm gonna give it to ya

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

“Wod” a true royal name compared to the nameless peasantry

[–] UserNotFound 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hi my name is, Hi my name is

[–] TeckFire 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hi! My name is- (^what?)

My name is- (^who?)

My name is-

Chicka-chicka (^CRIPPLING SILENCE)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oh you too?

[–] maddy1149 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

My name has 9 letters and yet you managed to erase them all.

[–] aggelalex 8 points 10 months ago

X

Suddenly I became Elon's subject?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago

Mine would be "ø", which means Island in my native language. I'm not a rock, though, no matter what Simon and Garfunkel say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Can still spell OwO

Checkmate OP

[–] Mudkipology 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Oh dear. P O O.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

My name would be c dvd z

[–] faceless 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You and I both.

We could start a law firm together. H&H law, dedicated to helping victims of the great letter apocalypse.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My name is shortened to, I kid you not, "XD".

[–] Kraivo 5 points 10 months ago

General Zog: i don't have such a weakness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

my name jff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

my full name is o co

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Jod, but it's pronounced "Yode".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I’m straight to DVD

[–] 666dollarfootlong 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Dogoz. Nice.

[–] MimicJar 4 points 10 months ago

Zod.

General Zod.

But you can call me Zod.

[–] Total_Gusta 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ch, Full name ch ch. Pleased to meet you.

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