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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Misread this as "proctologist: what do you see?" - I'm screwed

[–] RBWells 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Displayport lol

[–] Opisek 3 points 3 hours ago

Palm tree on an island with some houses.

[–] lunarul 8 points 9 hours ago

First I saw jelly beans, then I noticed the arrangement and saw touching tips, then I looked for what else could be taken in that direction and noticed the clearly intentional double penetration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

A good time 😏

[–] dan69 10 points 13 hours ago

Some super Mario level backdrop

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Docking. (What does that say about me?)

[–] Bighappee 1 points 3 hours ago

Lol, I was thinking that a sword fight was about to ensue.

[–] kreskin 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.

[–] toynbee 2 points 10 hours ago

Honestly, my first thought was that it sort of looked like a Mario level.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Double penetration (one in the ass and one in the vag).

The bisexual in me prefers double vaginal penetration, but it's difficult to find good DVP without running into the same guys in every video, or some nasty Russian shit where they also piss on the girl. Instant boner killer.

[–] Mickey7 3 points 15 hours ago

Agreed. I draw the line at pissing on them

[–] demizerone 13 points 20 hours ago

Check the comments for the name of the actress...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

It's actually two Machamps viewed from below.

[–] Agent641 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05 2 points 13 hours ago

You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents

[–] Thteven 12 points 1 day ago

Ah, so that's America in the middle then.

[–] MTK 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown 8 points 22 hours ago

Ceci n'est pas une acte sexuel

[–] finitebanjo 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

A Clown Triangle

Or possibly a blue man with a funny mustach and a colorful blouse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You mean a clown threesome.

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 12 hours ago

Is what I said

[–] ramenshaman 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two totally normal sized dicks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What? Those are huuuuuuuuuge ong

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!

[–] niktemadur 3 points 22 hours ago

I dunno... what do YOU think it is?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.

[–] ebolapie 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

[–] Cabslock 54 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Definitely a DP; Digital Painting...

[–] AA5B 7 points 1 day ago

I totally missed that but now can’t unsee it. Before your comment I was in team “sword fight”

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

two clowns about to touch peens

[–] Dozzi92 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Poop back and forth, forever.

[–] dickalan 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] Apocalypteroid 1 points 20 hours ago

I am glad I am not the only one

[–] ekZepp 31 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I believe the kids these days call it "frotting"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.

https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk

[–] aviationeast 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Two bears high fiving

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

A regular dugtrio and an upside down dugtrio. It’s funny how the upside down dugtrio managed to dig itself into the ceiling

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