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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.

https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago
[–] Dozzi92 3 points 4 hours ago

Poop back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Two bears high fiving

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 hours ago

Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

My parents fighting

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

two clowns about to touch peens

[–] [email protected] 65 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] ebolapie 43 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

[–] random_character_a 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I'd like to remind our guests that we have a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

... yeah, morals, that's whats loose, yep...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

First thing in the morning and you make me laugh hard enough to not only cry but wake a housemate in another room, and he passed out hammered last night, he was out like a rock.

[–] aviationeast 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] killeronthecorner 12 points 11 hours ago

Exactly. This is Mario's PoV as he runs towards the princess.

[–] Cabslock 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Definitely a DP; Digital Painting...

[–] AA5B 3 points 4 hours ago

I totally missed that but now can’t unsee it. Before your comment I was in team “sword fight”

[–] Mickey7 2 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

You realize everyone thought you were going to say double penetration

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

Why would they think that? This image looks nowhere close to anything sexual.

[–] Cabslock 9 points 10 hours ago

Whaaaat!?! I would never!!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

[–] Mickey7 9 points 11 hours ago

Exactly what I saw. Nice to know that I am not the only pervert here

[–] wabafee 10 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago

A regular dugtrio and an upside down dugtrio. It’s funny how the upside down dugtrio managed to dig itself into the ceiling

[–] ekZepp 23 points 13 hours ago
[–] rob_t_firefly 11 points 13 hours ago

A smartphone in my hand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Decidedly not tulips if that's what you were hoping for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Now I can't unsee it!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Huh I see a beast with 3 backs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

That looks like what they used to call a "Displaced Person".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Curtains and a mountain?