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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

John Roberts and the Court that Destroyed America.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

can't wait to go back to having to turn all drinking water into light beer because it's the only way to purify it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Itll be brondo

[–] mapmyhike 19 points 16 hours ago

To celebrate this ruling I went to my local reservoir where my town gets their drinking water and I went for a swim where I both urinated and defecated in the water. THANKS SCOTUS, you saved me from getting out of the water.

[–] garbagebagel 48 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.

[–] ProfessorProteus 6 points 10 hours ago

Republicans LOVE drinking poop. Pass it on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
You have died of dysentery

Make Oregon Trail Great Again…?

[–] DerArzt 2 points 12 hours ago

Never stopped being great!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Poop is natural, fluoride is a chemical!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

I dislike this as much as everyone else, but… Would you give us a "/s" or some other indication of sarcasm? Some people assert what you wrote –or similar things– unironically.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

It's all about protecting companies. Well done USAians. Well done.

[–] aggelalex 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice:

If you visit American city,

You will find it very prett

Just two things of which you must beware

Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!

Pollution, pollution!

They got smog and sewage and mud.

Turn on your tap

And get hot and cold running crud!

  • Tom Lehrer
[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So American voters get to not only eat shit, but now also drink it? How oddly appropriate...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Non voters too.

[–] werefreeatlast 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Because poop has great probiotics that will help our kids grow strong..... Tumors and Bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Tumors aren't the issue

The problem is the smell...

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why do Republicans feel compelled to be on the unethical or wrong side of literally everything!?

[–] uienia 16 points 20 hours ago

Because money and hurt narcissistic feelings. But mostly money.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago

Drinking sewage to own the libs.

[–] 50_centavos 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because the Republican party represents the rich class. Whatever helps the bottom line. I'm absolutely shocked how many middle to lower class people vote for Republicans. They're literally voting against their own interests. The Democrats need to modify their agenda to be a full fledged worker class party or we're doomed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

But they have been told soooooo many times by the best news station (fox) and the most trustable youtubers that it's the Democrats that are working for the rich and against them so they MUST support the orange supreme leader. /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

That's a good question. I think they just follow the money, meaning they do what the biggest spenders tell them to do. This isn't even any sort of political movement anymore, it's pure corruption.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 22 hours ago

I had a hard time staying sane trying to see them as actual American politicians. When you let yourself see them as fifth columnists hell-bent on ending America, reality starts to feel way more coherent.

[–] pivot_root 35 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, that's disappointing. When trying to convince some less-culty conservatives that some kinds of regulations can be a good thing, I used this very thing as an example, thinking nobody in the right fucking mind would support dumping biological and industrial waste into water supplies.

In hindsight, I really set the bar too low.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

No, let's see the silver lining on this one. My water was already giving me headaches and nausea (which stopped when I transitioned to bottled water, which is something I really didn't want to do), so let's lean into this.

The water in the US is safe to drink is a fucking lie, if we hit this hard people will get sick, then they'll be ready to learn

[–] Snowclone 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a citizen I feel this choice is not in my favor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

As a resident of the city that won the lawsuit, and thus doesn't have to pay for a $10 billion sewer renovation, I feel this is not in my favor

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Raw sewage, baby. You're now a shitizen. Learn to enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sweet! What water supply do they use? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Subtracty 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think Trump consumes water, pretty sure his body runs on Diet Coke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

US supreme court

[–] sunbrrnslapper 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THANK GOD. I was trying to get more poop in my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It will do wonders for our immune systems.

[–] T00l_shed 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Can we be done with “winning”? I don’t think I like this “winning”.

I’m tired, boss.