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[–] garbagebagel 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.

[–] ProfessorProteus 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Republicans LOVE drinking poop. Pass it on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Poop is natural, fluoride is a chemical!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

you need your essential NOROviruses, e-coli [(O157:H7), salmonella typhi, listeria, and camplybacter probiotics. maybe bringing back the good old MS. cholera.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

I dislike this as much as everyone else, but… Would you give us a "/s" or some other indication of sarcasm? Some people assert what you wrote –or similar things– unironically.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
You have died of dysentery

Make Oregon Trail Great Again…?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

make organ failure good again?

[–] DerArzt 2 points 18 hours ago

Never stopped being great!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's all about protecting companies. Well done USAians. Well done.