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[–] werefreeatlast 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because poop has great probiotics that will help our kids grow strong..... Tumors and Bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Tumors aren't the issue

The problem is the smell...