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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Subtracty 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think Trump consumes water, pretty sure his body runs on Diet Coke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

hes 70% coke by liquid weight, aspartame and phosphates.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Also he doesn't run anywhere at any yime

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

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