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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know how some people find the time to do anything but help take care of mom and the baby. I was either sleeping or helping while trying to find time for food.

[–] menemen 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was sitting next to my wife for a few hours talking to her (we brought food and so on, so no need for me to go anywhere).

I mean, I would have had time to play games, but I doubt I'd still be married. Tbf, I never even thought about that possibility before seeing this post.

I could maybe understand it, if it was a problematic pregnancy. Like, the wife of a friend of mine had to lie in a hospital bed for several weeks before giving birth to reduce the risk of premature birth. You'll want to spend as much time there as possible, but after sitting in a room together for weeks, this might start to sound like a good idea,

[–] thelasttoot 4 points 4 hours ago

Everything you saw and thought, "I should help with that."; they don't.

[–] ZILtoid1991 5 points 6 hours ago

Extraction shooter, but it's getting extracted from the womb.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 20 hours ago

steamdeck

windows

I think this is an offense worthy of capital punishment

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 17 points 18 hours ago

What an odd way to spend ten months.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Windows

You Monster. I thought the worst part was setting up a gaming set up while your wife was in labour was fucking stupid but WINDOWS?

[–] LordWiggle 133 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Poor woman. Having a baby with some weirdo who installed windows on his steam deck, who brought his gaming setup when you're in labor. Idiocracy was a prediction, not a comedy.

[–] Hiro8811 25 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Why bring mouse+keyboard when the steamdeck has it's own control and takes less space?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

EFT has like 100 different keybinds for every type of movement and action. Not uncommon to have ctrl, alt, and shift all set as different modifiers for 5-10 keys.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago

Block out your annoying wife's contractions with these Audiophile Headphones™.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Not to rain on the anti windows parade, but he has to install windows to play Tarkov. You cant play it on linux due to anticheat.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

I see this as an absolute win for Linux

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Isn't it also... Ridden with filthy cheaters? Lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Although I understand this on a factual level, I still question the set of priorities that leads someone to install an operating system in order to run a single game.

Also, his wife must've been enthused to see he brought all his "performance upgrades."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

I imagine they're dual booting.

if they already have a copy of the OS anyways, I totally get it. If you have the resources to play the game you wanna play, any would you intentionally deprive yourself of that?

But yeah, bringing all that to the hospital is fuckin nuts. God I hope that his wife is a huge nerd too and that this was like a joke between them and he didn't actually use it during active labor or after the baby was born.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 391 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That poor woman

Having to deal with a guy who uses windows on his Steam deck

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I like how everyone is giving shit to the dude for "not being there for his wife," because I remember the OG post from Reddit where OP and his wife were explaining that it was cool, she said it was okay and even encouraged it, and was unconscious most of the time during recovery anyway.

I don't even think the windows on steam deck part is even from the OG, but maybe I just missed that in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

People don't realize how much downtime there actually is even in a normal pregnancy. Baby and mama get sleepy. But in something like an emergency C section scenario, especially if the baby is early you could be looking at a half week recovery period for mom and the baby gets locked up in NICU jail for a week... Where you only get visiting hours for your own kid.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me it's the bit about bringing almost a whole desk setup instead of using the portable as a portable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah seriously use a gaming laptop at that point. The point of the Steam Deck is that it's compact and quick to put away

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[–] mlg 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Windows on steam deck

Explains the behavior lmao

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Who the hell puts Windows on a Steam Deck? What a loser

Oh and he's not being present with his wife

[–] Twinklebreeze 220 points 1 day ago (15 children)

What idiot would install windows on a steam deck. Defeats the whole point.

[–] StitchIsABitch 133 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The kind of idiot that boasts about "system tweaks" and "audiophile headphones".

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Lol Windows.

[–] Shameless 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why would anyone brag about any of this. His poor partner.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You guys have clearly never had kids. It almost never goes like in the movies, you rush into hospital, and then you wait. Especially if the water broke, then you wait few days. There is absolutely nothing to do in the hospital. I would have killed for steamdeck, or even a switch.

[–] BigPotato 47 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I can see bringing the Deck, like you might be sitting there for at least 24 hours, you don't need to be sitting there holding their hand the whole time...

But the keyboard? The mouse? The HEADPHONES? It's not like you're in an extended stay. You're getting that baby out and going. You don't need all that.

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[–] taiyang 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The kind of guy who installs Windows on his steam deck is the same kind of guy who won't let his wife get an epidural.

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