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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

A half baked bread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If ~~you're unvaccinated~~ you don't support Donald Trump...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

One the bright side, the new Brownshirts will be dealing with constant outbreaks of preventable disease.

[–] Tezzerets_Tea_Time 3 points 4 hours ago

"you're ignorant and spiteful, so be proud of being one of the dumbest people alive! You're rare bread!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I mean, I did make artisanal bread from some very fancy grains and using techniques that weren't used for 400 years, in addition to having some very expensive spices and nuts in it. That's a rare bread, amirite?

[–] bitjunkie 1 points 5 hours ago

Is this like when you say someone was in "rare form" at a social gathering as a euphemism for they got absolutely blithering piss wasted?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I'm not going to because I'm a hard worker. If you aren't putting in 60 hours a week you're weak."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"I COULD retire off my super sperm, but I've got bootstraps that need pulling."

[–] bitjunkie 2 points 5 hours ago

What a strange way of spelling "oligarch dicks"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

But immigrants are stealing jobs

[–] ameancow 17 points 1 day ago

Tell him you have a friend interested in donating their own unvaccinated sperm and need a source or contact for making the deal. Tell him you're counting on him, puff him up on it, you can even pretend to "come around" and say you believe him now.

Don't let it go either. Every week pressure him to tell you who's buying semen because you have another friend/family member interested.

[–] mechoman444 5 points 20 hours ago

One of the best things about the unvaxxed is that they Darwin award themselves so future generations don't have to worry about them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's see the venn diagram between anti Vax,fad diets (raw milk etc), and hmm homeopathy

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

fitting to use a meme including this dirtbag piece of shit.

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[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 4 hours ago

the worlds worst comedian (yes, worse than Dane Cook).

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[–] PugJesus 16 points 1 day ago

"Unvaccinated people are rare bread"

[salivating in Bakery Enjoyer]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Fascism has to keep finding a new scapegoat for society's problems. If left to run its course, this tends to mean the in-group keeps shrinking until it's so small that it can't support itself anymore.

The endgame of this brand of fascism might shrink itself down until it's just "the unvaccinated".

[–] Gammelfisch 3 points 21 hours ago

Ship them off to Measles Texas and let's see how they do.

[–] Fedizen 21 points 1 day ago

Please cough on this man

[–] [email protected] 186 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Worth noting: rare breeds tend to be weaker, less adapted to their environment and disappear easily.

That's why they're rare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

What a coincidence that anti vaxxers also don't believe in natural selection.

[–] ameancow 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If only there was something that could counteract this rarity-isolation. Some term to describe bringing together a lot of different people from different backgrounds or ethnicities or cultures, because if we have a lot of new ideas and options and we treat them as EQUALS and INCLUDE them in the processes and research then maybe we could be a lot stronger as a species, or even just as a family or business.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And old, "rare bread" grows stale and crusty

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[–] MuskyMelon 28 points 1 day ago

Now they're rare, soon to be extinct. Poor bread.

[–] glimse 69 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

The dude sucks but before you attribute this tweet to him:

This is a "fan" account. His official Twitter account is @Kash_Patel.

It's telling of the fanbase but don't go around showing this to people like it's government communication or anything

[–] themaninblack 4 points 21 hours ago

Why is this post not moderated out? The title pretty clearly implies it’s Kash talking here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was fucked that government communication would ever occur through Twitter in the first place

[–] glimse 2 points 1 day ago

Agreed. Everyone knows the only place for government communication is Truth Social!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it's got a blue check mark, that has a meaning!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, that the account has paid Elon for a blue check. Originally it meant that the user was in fact who they appeared to be. Then it became a status symbol, then Twitter removed it on a couple of occasions for saying something they disagreed with, then came the accusations of Twitter admins being capricious about the whole process and essentially taking personal bribes in exchange for checks, then Elon bought it and made it a paid feature.

The grey check indicates the identity of an government or non-profit has been verified and the account is who it says it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you. It's also telling that we don't doubt this at all because of how looney US politics are now, but it is important to know what's true.

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[–] leadore 23 points 1 day ago

It is indeed a rare bread that can withstand such pressure! My common bread gets completely smooshed just by the groceries shifting on the way home.

[–] Alloi 20 points 1 day ago

oh they will continue to get more and more rare as the years go by........

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 60 points 2 days ago

His mind is rare bread: doughy and moldable.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 37 points 2 days ago

Blessed is the mind too small to doubt

[–] ATDA 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Like 95% of COVID deaths are from the unvaccinated. They're a rare breed because they social darwin'd themselves. I get they love the uneducated but they should probably keep enough alive to agree with them...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don't you know - mass death caused by nanotech in the vaccines is just around the corner! At least that's what all the anti-vax Xitter weirdos say. Probably with a something something Jews in there too.

Either that or the vaccines tell the body to make spike proteins but not to ever stop and the spike proteins cause damage which is going to cause the aforementioned mass dying from vaccines. Hence the spike protein removing supplements being shilled by someone I saw on another thread on here, with the logo that's supposed to be a stylized W but looks like saggy tits.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Hmm, RFK Jr. looks a lot browner than I remember him from last week...

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[–] Balthazar 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Jozav 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Bread?

Bread is the sht you throw at ducks to get them to fck off.

Or does he mean rare breed: A nickname for one's friend at a multi-racial school, in which from the person's complexion, it is clear that there is some "cream in the coffee."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is reaching into Not the Onion territory.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's either cooked or it's not, Kash. There's no such thing as rare bread.

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