Not that bizarre of an explanation. The workplace is a porn studio. She found that it improves productivity if folks aren’t distracted while working. Seems reasonable.
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If you work from home, all breaks can be masturbation breaks
Ask Jeffrey Toobin.
I'll just leave this skit here .https://youtu.be/P0PJovYgAFE
This is going on the suggestion box at work.
Try to aim for in not on
Good advice! 😂
Are you also working in the porn industry?
Aren't we all? Rule 34.
They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.
Lol no, manufacturing
Ah lol it's Erika Lust. It's a sex positive porn company so that's not super strange actually 😅
Uh gross. There are so many sex positive porn companies do you have a link so I can avoid this specific one.
I mean, literally just google her name?
You ever googled a porn person's name they are on every site
Oh, I guess no one mentioned that she runs the company but she does.
Edit: actually that should be clear from the title, that she is the boss, not a porn actress.
are we supposed to take breaks for that? TIL
Well, you should at least mute the microphone/turn off the camera on teams/zoom first. Just common courtesy.
That's a strange way to say the company offers remote work
Better than doing it in a meeting, I guess.
Depends on the meeting.
Or a meating in their case
Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?
What a wanker.
Being allowed to masturbate at work would just ruin the fun of it.
Is she joining me?