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[–] disguy_ovahea 297 points 1 month ago (9 children)

This meme is way more clever than it should be

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didn't realize until I read your comment. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't realise until I read that comment, your comment and the other comment about slash direction.

[–] hemmes 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

JFC, thank you. I didn’t realize until it was spelled out for me. I’m definitely not that kind of smart.

This is why I always sucked at games like Myst

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[–] Serinus 11 points 1 month ago

I realized immediately, read the comment, and then went back to look for a deeper meaning. It wasn't there.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not something the Jedi would tell you.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only a sith deals in absolute paths.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hate that I need to use escape characters when creating something for windows.

[–] pennomi 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Python raw strings to the rescue!

[–] Diplomjodler3 41 points 1 month ago

Pathlib is the answer.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody is stopping you from using forward slashes. Python will translate the path for the current platform.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 17 points 1 month ago

Try pathlib. All your problems solved.

[–] atx_aquarian 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (22 children)

Fun fact, though: Linux is the only case-sensitive one.

Edit: I feel silly for forgetting that it's all about the choice of FS. If anyone needs anything from me, I'll be in the corner, coloring.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

From a technical standpoint, the windows NTFS filesystem is designed inherently case sensitive, just windows doesn't allow creating case sensitive files.

Connecting an NTFS drive to linux, you can create two separate files readme.txt and Readme.txt.

Using windows, you can see both files in the filesystem, but chances are most (if not all) software will struggle accessing both files, opening readme.txt might instead open Readme.txt or vice versa.

[–] riodoro1 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Such a microsoft thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

NTFS was designed back in the mid 90s, when the plan was to have the single NT kernel with different subsystems on top of it, some of those layers (i.e. POSIX) needed case sensitivity while others (Win32 and OS/2) didn't.

It only looks odd because the sole remaining subsystem in use (Win32) barely makes use of any of the kernel features, like they're only just now enabling long file paths.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

For a few years now, Windows has had the capability of marking certain directories as case-sensitive. So you can have a mixed-case-sensitivity filesystem experience now. Yeah. :/

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Although you can use case insensitive filesystems with Linux, and case sensitive filesystems with macOS. I believe the case sensitivity is a function of the specific filesystem


but yeah, practically, the root for Linux is always case sensitive, and APFS ~~ain't~~ is only if you ask it to be ( https://support.apple.com/lv-lv/guide/disk-utility/dsku19ed921c/mac ).

[–] paperplane 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When case insensitivity is the default I always wonder how many apps unknowingly rely on that due to typos somewhere. I encountered this once while porting a Windows/macOS app to Linux that someone imported a module with the wrong case and nobody noticed

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I once ran into a bug in an Arduino program where it wouldn't compile. The author blamed my "broken environment". Turned out, he had included "arduino.h" instead of the correct "Arduino.h".

[–] ikidd 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] pelya 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can actually use / as a path separator on Windows in functions like fopen(), because it supports some ancient version of POSIX standard.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

There used to be an undocumented setting in early versions of MS-DOS that would allow the setting of the command option character to something other than the slash, and if you did that, the slash automatically became the path separator. All you needed was SWITCHAR=- in your CONFIG.SYS and DOS was suddenly very Unix-y.

It was taken out after a while because, with the feature being undocumented, too many people didn't know about it and bits of software - especially batch files, would have been reliant on things being "wrong". The modern support for regular slash in API calls probably doesn't use any of the old SWITCHAR code, but it is, in some way, the spiritual descendant of that secret feature.

Here's an old blog that talks about it: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-gb/archive/blogs/larryosterman/why-is-the-dos-path-character

[–] marcos 14 points 1 month ago

The one thing about NT was that it didn't have it's own semantics, but it could emulate any system you wanted. It's the unofficial successor of an OS that was based on creating VMs where you could run any other OS you want.

Then Microsoft decided to create their own system in it, and only really finished writing that one.

[–] friend_of_satan 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Also the internet belongs on the left.

And really, Linux/macos could be reduced to "Unix" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Unix_history-simple.svg

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And BSD. It's really just Windows vs. literally everything. Or is there anything else that uses backslashes?

[–] db2 27 points 1 month ago

CP/M

Which in this context is named hilariously.

[–] shotgun_crab 12 points 1 month ago

Typical windows behavior

[–] mercano 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only Mac OS 10 and later, based on BSD, uses ‘/‘. (And, I guess, A/UX.) Classic MacOS used a ‘:’, but it wasn’t regularly exposed in the UI. The only way most users would know is that the colon couldn’t be used in a file name.

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[–] MooseTheDog 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

File systems aren't even real.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What is this "real" concept anyway?

Adam Savage famously stated on Mythbusters "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

Sure, but is reality even real then? Is anything real?

Not that I meant to get all pop-philosophical on this beautiful Sunday morning, sorry about that.

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[–] nexguy 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Would it be more efficient to say Unix vs Windows?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

You mean right vs. wrong?

[–] umbraroze 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't really watch Star Wars. I'm a more of a Trekkie gal.

🖖

See, you can separate files both ways as long as it's logical

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Why fight when you can just do cd /mnt/c/Program\ Files\ \(x86\)/

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Duel of the fates: \//\

[–] SendMePhotos 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3 70 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Linux uses forward slash. Windows uses backslash. Because some dude 45 years ago wanted to make it look different from UNIX.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I understand pre-OS X Macintoshes used colons.

[–] PNW_Doug 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They did! And I weirdly kind of miss them for the entirely non-logical reason that they looked elegant.

Don't get me wrong, I adapted in about 3 seconds when I made the switch to Mac OS X 25 years ago, but I irrationally kinda miss them just a tiny bit.

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