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submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) by Droggelbecher to c/[email protected]
 
 

I regret nothing. Say what you want.

Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/

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As an IDE (lemmy.world)
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Senior Wisdom (lemmy.ml)
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IT Manager (lemmy.ml)
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transcriptA meme saying: "STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE"

  • Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed
  • C is a LETTER, not a language
  • Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN
  • "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE

Look at what PROGRAMMERs have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS)

  • FUNNY COLORED LETTERS (with a picture of syntax-highlighted code)
  • 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? (with a picture of compilation errors
  • A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE (with a picture of a 3d rendered teapot.

IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGH IN DOING while(true{print(money);}

end transcript.

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oh yeah the old randtitle.js was an edited copy of tpes randomtext.js and the new one is ripped off irc

also no i never made nes games

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Recursion (cdn.masto.host)
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