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[–] Luvs2Spuj 8 points 1 hour ago

Doesn't go far enough, remove pronouns from the email body too.

To it may concern. Notice did not complete task before deadline. Please can provide update? Look forward to reply.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Does that mean no-one can call him 'President' Trump or 'Mr' President any more?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Isn't president just a regular noun?

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0 40 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

For the life of me, I can't understand why they care about someone's sexual orientation or their pronoun.

I ran the numbers on sex changes and it's like .001 of the population. It's a non-issue.

The real issues are homelessness, inequality, Internet privacy, poisons in our food and workers' rights..

Not fucking pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They don't care. The tactic is to have a minority that you can blame for all the bad things.

100 years ago it was the jews secretly running the world, today it's the evil trans people and immigrants conspiring to destroy The West™.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

100 years ago they were also persecuting trans people. Here's a photo of them burning books in 1933, some of which were from the Institute of Sexual Science after it was raided by the Nazis. And it only got worse from there. Here's a whole article about it.

[–] Sterile_Technique 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

For the life of me, I can’t understand why they care about someone’s sexual orientation or their pronoun.

They don't. It's classic divide and conquer tactics to package up the general population into nice bite-sized chunks that they can destroy individually with minimal resistance from the others. Exact same shit is how the Nazis rose to power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And once again the population isn't ready....

[–] Sterile_Technique 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"wE wOulD nEveR LEt tHAt haPpen hEre!" /headsand

- dipshits in the US who think we're somehow better than the average German citizen in the 1930s

[–] CriticalThought 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Despite people perhaps still believing this, I believe it was largely disproven in the 1960s by the Milgram experiment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Got to distract from the real issues somehow. Gotta keep that wealth extraction and concentrating system of exploitation alive. Can't have the slave rising up to overthrow their masters again...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry to all the Blakes, Dylans, Ashleys, Francises, Shannons, Frankies, Charlies, Rorys, Blairs, Leslies, Angels, Billies, Sams, Kellys, Danas, Harleys, Adins, Caseys, and all the other non-binary/gender neutral names that I can't think of right now.

-signed a person with a non-binary name

[–] [email protected] 36 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Finally. Something that will bring down the cost of groceries...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't you know that adding your pronouns to an email costs an entire 6-10 bytes? There are children starving in Africa and you're wasting your bytes on pronouns! Shame on you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

And, the tariffs will bring them up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

All fascists need to take dirt naps

[–] [email protected] 92 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is so stupid. I know plenty of cishet people who include their pronouns in their sig because they have a gender neutral name.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Or, in my case, for solidarity and normalizing it.

[–] Atropos 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

That is why I do it three!

My name tag at work also has my pronouns on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

Ty for being an ally, king.

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[–] DirkMcCallahan 72 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Of course. How else will we prevent future aviation disasters?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

And lower the price of eggs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

The communist leader of northern Venezuela is mandating how to conduct your business, how to write, how to speak.

Party of small government, rule of law and free markets.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 32 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

And yet again, the Tangerine Palpatine is focusing on stupid shit.

Farmers unable to gather their harvest? The working and middle classes being squeezed into oblivion? Grocery prices skyrocketing? Unknown drones taunting our military bases? Military helicopters colliding with commercial jets?

Nah, none of that stuff matters! Instead we just focus on fucking pronouns in emails!

What an absolute fucking joke.

Edit: fixed a typo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Nah, none of that stuff matters!

No, not to him, that's the point.

How much more deliberate in their oppressing and exploiting do those in power need to be before people stop expecting any different?

They're there to serve themselves, not society

[–] Gingerlegs 48 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve never done this, but this would make me start doing it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

I'll start requesting people to use thee/thou soon.

[–] spankmonkey 41 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Does that include Mr. Mrs. and other gendered titles?

[–] brightandshinyobject 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Of course not, those are heteronormative.

[–] friend_of_satan 26 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

Legal disclaimers often have pronouns, right?

"The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not an intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify me by replying to this message and then delete this email from your system."

Malicious compliance it and replace all of the pronouns: "The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If the recipient is not an intended recipient of this email, the recipient is hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If the recipient received this email in error, please immediately notify John Doe by replying to this message and then delete this email from the recipient's system."

Fuck 'em. I'm sure with a bit of work they could come up with some stuff that renders it nearly unreadable.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

What about the people who often have DDoD, OCIS, NCIS, CCNA, CCNP, A+, Ph.D, MA, MBA, BA, BS, K12, SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS after their names? Can we get rid of title abuse then never focus on pronouns?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

snrk A+... i always get a giggle when somebody actually includes that one

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

This would make a great pronoun or title attached to your name. Sign off every email with ...

John Doe
Jesus Fucking Christ

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