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Yardwork then completed in record time

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Gravy soda sounds yummy, doesn't it?

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RFK finds running mate. Their respective worms don't get along at first, but learn to get along after some sort of trial and/or tribulation.

This movie writes itself.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

No, not unless the mod/admin takes extra steps.

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Girl smiles at boy in kind way. Boy smiles back. Reeks of forbidden attraction.

Isn't that special??

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Try using 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8 as the external DNS in your router for testing. Does it work then?

Also, you may have DNS cached somewhere. You can flush your Windows DNS cache by typing ipconfig /flushdns in a command prompt.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Torvolds adding neuralink kernel support /s

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Just a fun, somewhat terrifying read

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"I told you not to tread on me", snake said to reporters after the incident. "There are, like, signs everywhere. I even made them yellow. Jeez, what else do I have to do?"

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cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/3452866

Killjoys.

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Killjoys.

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Can't people just work for the exposure? Jeez.

/s

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/21354578

The job posting, which has since been removed, was advertising for a “volunteer” at Shoppers Drug Mart that would restock shelves and clean the store.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago

Fuckin autocorrect was the death of us all.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Granted.

Your dog goes out, explores the neighborhood. Day after day he becomes accustomed to the sights, smells, people. They greet him, wave to him, toss him the hot dog bun that fell on the ground. Then toss him the hot dog too after he cocked his head to one side, as if to say you know you want to.

The city becomes his playground, and it's not long before home changes from a constricting construction of loneliness and laziness to one of the city, of not being owned but owning, and he feels alive in the alleys, the city lights, the comfort of being the best friend to everyone and not just someone who wanted a dog and didn't wanna spend time with him.

You are barely a fat memory, a blurb of an existence.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Lotito holds the record for the 'strangest diet' in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

I would expect nothing less.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The insurance waiver at that point is like "Yeah, try to pin whatever ill effects you get from this on us. Good luck with that."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ha! This made me snort.

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