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[–] [email protected] 40 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Ex-Army infantry guy here.

In basic training, location Ft. Benning GA, late August. Hydration was important, and that was impressed upon us by the drill sergeants, who would pause the activity at hand for the moment and do the 'Drink Water!' call, to which we'd reply mostly in uninspired enthusiasm 'Beat the heat drill sergeant beat the heat.'

We'd then down a canteen (a quart) of water. On especially hot days, we'd do two canteens. No dumping on your head or on the ground - you had to finish one or both. We'd refill canteens and get back to the day's task of doing push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, and in-between those, learning Army stuff (sir).

One guy, Peterson (name changed), couldn't do a canteen of water. This guy was the opposite of Joey Chestnut. He ate and drank like a bird but never lost weight. Slow metabolism and high energy conversion I guess. He never seemed dehydrated I would say. But water and food were just minimal for the guy. He'd drink a pint, maybe a sip more, and done.

Our drill sergeants weren't having that. You had to finish the canteen and flip it over your head. Failure to comply was met with drinking more water, until you finished the canteen, while your platoon did push-ups. No pressure.

The rest of the story transpired really quickly.

The drill sergeants hit him with the order to drink more water, and he did, and he stopped, and then they said keep going private, and he was in obvious pain, and he said no drill sergeant, and you could see the crinkle in the eyes of the questioned, but before that drill sergeant's body language became verbal, Peterson puked up water, gallons of water it seemed, then breakfast, and the upper contents of his colon I'm pretty sure (j/k being illustrative). A medic, who just happened to be Starship Trooping on by, got on the horn and got the kid to a clinic. He was water intoxicated, we later found out.

One of the great things they forget to show you on the recruitment brochure lol. He was eventually fine, and we were relegated to drinking until we could spit out saliva a few inches.

 

Happy ending for all

 

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/4460250

Living his best life

 

Living his best life

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Before you throw me at a wall, may I talk you into throwing cheap condiments instead?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

How is this international news?

You're in Weird News, bud. Weird News knows no borders. If a Hungarian Hippo Hikes to Haiti, we're covering it.

Plus, it's fun. It's a brain break from life. Enjoy or not.

 

A metal detectorist has reunited a farmer with his Rolex watch – 50 years after it was eaten by a cow.

To the cow's credit, it does have four stomachs....

 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/34968058

Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

[–] [email protected] 181 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I kid, I kid - very sweet and adorable.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23385020

The Wisconsin Supreme Court will hear a challenge to Democratic Gov. Tony Evers’ partial veto that locked in a school funding increase for the next 400 years, the justices announced Monday.

The Wisconsin Manufacturers & Commerce Litigation Center filed a lawsuit in April arguing the governor exceeded his authority. The group asked the high court to strike down the veto without waiting for the case to go through lower courts.

The court issued an order Monday afternoon saying it would take the case. The justices didn’t elaborate beyond setting a briefing schedule.

At issue is a partial veto Evers made in the state budget in July 2023 that increased revenue public schools can raise per student by $325 annually until 2425. Evers took language that originally applied the $325 increase for the 2023-24 and 2024-25 school years and vetoed the “20” and the hyphen to make the end date 2425, more than four centuries from now.

 

The chutzpah

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

FYI: There's currently an open issue with crossposting on instances using the 0.19.4 lemmy ui.

In a nutshell, the post submission page reloads after it retrieves the community to crosspost to, so everything but the selected community is wiped out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a bug in 0.19.4. I opened a GitHub issue for this in the lemmy-ui repo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's confirmed here on Firefox on instance daring.lemmy.fan. You should file a bug on the lemmy-ui GitHub.

Edit: If you don't want to or whatever let me know and I will be happy to do so.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna do some research/reading about this and I'm being objective.

Thanks for sharing and replying so quickly.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Would you mind posting a link where I can read more about this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Glad someone put the pieces together and arrested this scourge.

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