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[–] Luvs2Spuj 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't go far enough, remove pronouns from the email body too.

To it may concern. Notice did not complete task before deadline. Please can provide update? Look forward to reply.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Someone's about to get fired...