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[–] gedaliyah 40 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

finish the sentence

It's fun to make fun of Ted Cruz...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

The zodiac killer

[–] gedaliyah 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gedaliyah 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 9 points 2 weeks ago

...but have you tried running him over?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I'd like to see him choke on some shoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

...but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

~~fun~~ required

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And all of his far-right views?

I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn't.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 3 points 2 weeks ago

Found Ted's account

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

always and forever, amen.

[–] ivanafterall 1 points 2 weeks ago

, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

[–] Death_Equity 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] bruhduh 5 points 2 weeks ago

Asbestos be like

[–] ivanafterall 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia...in the very skimpy silk briefs he's chosen to wrestle in...

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.

The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

[–] AtariDump 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

[–] ivanafterall 6 points 2 weeks ago

This should be my official Linkedin portrait.

[–] Nutteman 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey it's not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.

[–] MrJameGumb 12 points 2 weeks ago

He's giving off strong Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vibes there lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.

[–] Pacattack57 12 points 2 weeks ago

This must be Rafael Cruz

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is that a real picture? :0

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.

[–] GladiusB 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Have you seen him in person? Maybe it's everything else that's shopped.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Hot take he looks attractive

Edit: that's ted cruz? i hate face blidness

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There really is someone for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Atropos 13 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, he's twice the man he used to be

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm reporting you to the .ml admins

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 5 points 2 weeks ago

No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Richard Cruzman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. "The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like the average reddit mod.