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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Holy shit, the first time I saw this was, like, 20 years ago.

Talk about a blast from the past.

[–] Pacattack57 7 points 3 days ago

You’re a liar and fart like a clydsdale. It says 1 day ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Bet there was more pixels back then. Too bad high quality pixels are hard to come by these days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Imagine the day this went viral. Now imagine you are the woman. Now imagine you told your friends about it before it went viral.

[–] foiledAgain 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498 8 points 3 days ago

I hope they met up and had a wonderful life together

[–] TootSweet 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I tried farting in the bread isle, but I have yet to find true love. Am I doing it wrong? Maybe I need to eat more garlic for extra fragrance?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 16 points 4 days ago

Don't forget cabbage

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago
[–] cuerdo 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I had to google Clydesdale, not disappointed

[–] theangryseal 9 points 3 days ago

Ah. See, I grew up when we all rode horses. Before the autocarriage. I didn’t know anyone who wouldn’t know what a Clydesdale was.

Clip clop was the sound of the road, pardner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There used to be Budweiser beer commercials with a team of Clydesdales.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Aye, that's why I was so confused about people not knowing what they were. Those damn commercials are still stuck in my head (along with most others when I get reminded of them. I hate advertising.).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The Clydesdale is a muscular, heavy draft horse breed known for its strength, agility, and docility.

Had to Google it too. Just pasting it here so no one else has to.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Silliest love declaration I ever read

[–] gedaliyah 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What is the opposite of a meet cute?

[–] HoneyMustardGas 27 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Part fart? Parting farting? eh

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 3 days ago

spoilerAnd that's how I met your mother.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

That's beautiful, I hope they found each other 💕

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 4 days ago

Didn't warn me I was getting a Dear Penthouse letter