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[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly getting sucked into a jungle for 30 years doesn't sound so bad these days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Except for the constant parasites.

[–] GreenKnight23 6 points 13 hours ago

that's senet, or at least based on it.

been around for thousands of years.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The royal game of Ur was "unearthed" about 100 years ago. That website is pretty slow on the uptake.

[–] Dearth 1 points 13 hours ago

You can buy copies of it on Amazon

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago

Damn they made that game from rimworld 4000 years ago, didn't know they also played it back then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

we know the rules now? it must be time to duel!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Video of it being played. The curator is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

What an interesting video, and what a peculiar curator. I think he's great.

Are there any other videos where he gets into the more advanced rules written on the cuneiform tablet?

[–] tpyo 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

That was a fantastic video, thank you!! And yes the curator was amazing. The shade one can throw when using posh language..!

Beyond the curator, the music selection and timing was brilliant; I'll check out some more videos. Thanks again!

Editing to add: that guy is an absolute gem. I watched some others and has brought to my life a joy I didn't know I was missing

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

we figured out the rules a while ago, it's a racing game where each player has multiple pieces they need to move along the board, and can interact in the center where they can capture one another and make that piece restart. movement on the board is determined by rolling a special die. the game is known as the royal game of ur

[–] Ultraviolet 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The tricky thing was we didn't have the original rules, we had rules for how to modify it into a gambling game, written with the assumption that everyone already knew how to play, so we needed to derive the original rules from that.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We can't know for certain the rules we now attribute to this game are what were originally played though. The rules were essentially made up in a way that made sense to what the board looks like and what was found with it. There is no documentation on this found anywhere in history.

[–] wjrii 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

The video posted elsewhere in this thread shows a clay tablet containing an expanded ruleset from the Hellenistic period that allows the basic rules to be intuited with more confidence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

That's cool, thanks for informing me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ah even back then people were throwing out the instructions smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Who needs 'em? Also if you land on free parking you get all the monies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

no, you get to "park" wherever you want

[–] Treczoks 21 points 1 day ago

It's actually a quite good game. I hope to get mine signed by Irving Finkel. Sadly, he was not in when I bought a replica at the British Museum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I wonder how archeologists would interpret Monopoly if they found only the game board

[–] SupraMario 5 points 20 hours ago

A game that had no winner and caused houses to split and fight to the death.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Yep, I have a copy. It's pretty fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Sounds just like Ludo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Where are the alien robots?

[–] glitchdx 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

https://youtu.be/WZskjLq040I?si=4XbilaLzh0ltaccm

link is to a tom scott video about this game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This looks a lot like the one Tom Scott played on his channel.

[–] NegativeInf 33 points 1 day ago

The Royal Game of Ur

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Yep. I actually bought one of the replicas from the museum after I watched the video.

[–] over_clox 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That wouldn't surprise me a bit.

You got a link?

[–] AliasVortex 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not the original poster, but it's on the British Museum's channel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZskjLq040I

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah it is. Pretty cool video too.

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh its played with the fingers....

Not your own fingers!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly fake. Not even my games with under a year use are in such good condition.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Commonly artistic items of game sets would be made for largely show purposes and rarely or never used. So it wouldn't be surprising if it was made and then sealed in a box for a funeral wealthy collection or storage. We still do that with fancy metal dice that most people will never roll.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Makes sense. I've heard that rich people have no friends.

[–] cm0002 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RREETTUURRNN TTHHEE SSLLAABB

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What's your offer!?

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N

[–] NateNate60 6 points 1 day ago

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Ouija board explodes and the lights start flickering. The front door slams shut and you can hear it locking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

That picture is old, i have seen it years ago on some wikipedia article about boardgames. Basically historic "Man, Don't Get Angry"

[–] Emptiness 8 points 1 day ago

Oh the sights we have to show you

[–] MissJinx 7 points 1 day ago

RIP Robin Williams